But before people get too excited (you know who you are ), it's of the two wheeled variety.
I've owned a fair number of BMWs over the years and before buying a Triumph a few years ago, I had planned to purchase another one until the sales muppet at the then-local BMW dealer pretty much told me that sir was looking at the wrong bikes and steered me towards their cheaper used options that I didn't have much interest in.
I've not been too enamoured with the Triumph or the GoldWing 1500 that followed it, and decided that I was going to get another BMW because I wanted to ride a bit more again. Buying newer BMWs is a bit of a minefield thanks to some idiosyncrasies that I'm only too well aware of and which are mostly caused by people skipping maintenance of certain expensive items like brake servos. And my budget (10k tops) didn't stretch to bike and replacement servo...
Anyway, I found an ad locally-ish for one that looked reasonably promising, plus the seller had a bunch of aftermarket options that he was willing to fit to the bike if someone wanted them. Went to see the bike yesterday and both the seller and I realised that I had looked at some Moto Guzzis he had for sale a few years ago. Small world.
Bike looked good, he'd just done some catch up maintenance including the all important brake circuits, and it was offered for a decent price for what it was. Not a killer price as he definitely knows what he has, but a good priced for what the bike is an how sought after GSs are. I didn't have my gear with me as I hadn't expected the seller to get back to me within an hour, so we agreed I'd come back with my gear for a test ride this morning. The test ride was pretty much "hello, old friend" after getting the bike out on the road, so we put a deal together, I left a deposit and get to pick this beast up next weekend:
(Photo from the sellers ad because apparently I can't take decent photos at 8am).
It's an 06 R1200GS Adventure that someone definitely kitted out a bit more - it's got good aftermarket suspension and some other little farkles that suggest someone put it together for some serious riding. Mileage is pretty low - about 34k - so nothing that should be too much of a worry.
I do need to find the correct top box for the bike so the other half has something to lean up against, but other than that and maybe some tires in a couple thousand miles it should be pretty much a case of "press button and ride". Got to get used to the high center of gravity again - this thing has something like an 8 gallon tank and is pretty tall so it does require a bit of a deft hand when the tank is full. All of that disappears once the bike is rolling, though.
And no, I'm not planning to take it off road other than maybe a dirt road.