10 cars and the guys they attract.

http://jalopnik.com/5152045/ten-cars-and-the-type-of-guys-they-attract

Number 1 FTW

LOLZ

excellent. I love the red jacked up pickup.

Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.

this was a good one too.

Rounding out his mid-thirties, middle management man has a cushy cubicle job and stock options. To help his worldly image, he picks up that shiny silver Audi he's always had his eye on. Too bad he'll pay out an assload to fix that blinking airbag light because he doesn't know a spanner from a ratchet.

i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata

Twin_Cam wrote: Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.

Agreed. Guess I gotta go out and get me a #9 or #2 now...

Wow, even Jalopnik knows that miata is the answer

GRM wisdom is spreading apparently.

P.S. I like that red chevy.

"I'll start driving a prius as soon as you can fit your whole foot up your ass"

classic...thank you Jalopnik.

Ha! My buddy is the four collar popped Jeep dude. He has, however, actually done some off roading.

Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

That Chevy looks pretty sweet, looks more Baja Truck than it does Bronco with blocks.

patgizz wrote: i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata

they kind of did at one point with this list http://jalopnik.com/tag/9_3/?id=281706

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/guytypes/1006981519

I thought that was my sister's boyfriend for a minute

But seriously, he could be (and he drives a company pickup...like a ricer...and wants to get an offroader)

Mini SUV = the biggest Wrangler ever?

I am so digging that Chevy pickup!

Per Schroeder wrote: Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

Yep, doing it as well, depressing as it is. Luckily my wife likes the Odyssey, which has quasi-street cred after the smack down it gave in an older GRM. Of course, that was against cars old enough to be it's grandfather with 90 hp (356).

The Odyssey is a great car, we bought an '05 EX last summer and it's been a godsend with the kids. Not too much of a penalty to drive, either...

Per Schroeder wrote: Crap, I'm looking at minivans.

Why go mini when you can go "Maybe I'm a Jehova's Witness. Maybe I'm about to run you the berkeley over. You feel lucky, punk?"

Church van!

TehPoopie,

Those are big, useful and cheap, but....

I only need to tow about 2500 pounds, and as far as I know, Kim isn't a clown car.

A picture that I just dont need.

slathering ketchup on themselves while dancing around a Ouji board and chanting the lyrics to Night Moves by Bob Seger.

Per Schroeder wrote: Kim isn't a clown car.

There are many ways to interpret this, and they are all funny.