That sounds pretty good, 914driver. Unfortunately we will be in Quebec at kinda fancy places, and I don't know if I would be able to make my intentions clear, or if the Québécois waitstaff would be inclined to assist in a similar surprise...
That sounds pretty good, 914driver. Unfortunately we will be in Quebec at kinda fancy places, and I don't know if I would be able to make my intentions clear, or if the Québécois waitstaff would be inclined to assist in a similar surprise...
poopshovel wrote: On second thought, hour drive, plus hour hike there, plus hour hike back, plus hour drive home with a 2-year-old prolly ain't gonna happen, and we've never done the babysitter thing up to this point.
2 years with no babysitter and you're wondering what to do? Get a frikkin' babysitter and have a night together without the 2-year-old.
914Driver wrote: I bought a neclace for Mrs. 914 on our anniversary. I wrote a note (I used MS Word Poop) and folded up to about the size of a book of matches, the necklace and a $5 was inside. On the outside of the note I wrote TAKE THIS. I slipped the note out and held it to the menu, when the server took the menu the note went also. The note said: At the end of the meal, whether she declines a dessert or not, please bring the lady a cup of hot tea and Bacalava with this draped over it". It worked, she exclaimed "How did you do that!" The server got all warm and runny about how romantic that was ...
You gave her a chocolate stained $5 bill?
dculberson wrote:poopshovel wrote: On second thought, hour drive, plus hour hike there, plus hour hike back, plus hour drive home with a 2-year-old prolly ain't gonna happen, and we've never done the babysitter thing up to this point.2 years with no babysitter and you're wondering what to do? Get a frikkin' babysitter and have a night together without the 2-year-old.
It's part of the plan. In the first post.
poopshovel wrote:914Driver wrote: I bought a neclace for Mrs. 914 on our anniversary. I wrote a note (I used MS Word Poop) and folded up to about the size of a book of matches, the necklace and a $5 was inside. On the outside of the note I wrote TAKE THIS. I slipped the note out and held it to the menu, when the server took the menu the note went also. The note said: At the end of the meal, whether she declines a dessert or not, please bring the lady a cup of hot tea and Bacalava with this draped over it". It worked, she exclaimed "How did you do that!" The server got all warm and runny about how romantic that was ...You gave her a chocolate stained $5 bill?
Oy. This boy needs some training up.
Bastomatic, make your intentions clear. Read it again. Put $10 in with the note.
Jeeezzzz, no wonder you guys are all backed up.
My 10th is tomorrow. We haven't been on a real vacation since our honeymoon so we plan on doing that later this year. As such we agreed no gifts. It'll probably backfire on me.....
JThw8 wrote: My 10th is tomorrow. We haven't been on a real vacation since our honeymoon so we plan on doing that later this year. As such we agreed no gifts. It'll probably backfire on me.....
Be ready just in case. If it turns out you don't need it you can save it for the next holiday.
Gina says, get a nice room, hot tub, some champagne, chocolate strawberrys and this time make her happy.
Don't ask me, I'm a guy, all I have is HTFU.
poopshovel wrote: She's familiar with the "Sad Clown," the "Anne Frank," and the "Hong Norr Hotdog Harmonica." So yeah. Pearl Necklace is pedestrian in our house.
Holy E36 M3 some of those are real things?
I am not sure what that says about me... or my marriage... or yours. Nevermind.
tuna55 wrote:poopshovel wrote: She's familiar with the "Sad Clown," the "Anne Frank," and the "Hong Norr Hotdog Harmonica." So yeah. Pearl Necklace is pedestrian in our house.Holy E36 M3 some of those are real things? I am not sure what that says about me... or my marriage... or yours. Nevermind.
I refuse to say anything on this matter as I may incriminate myself, I take the 5th
I'm surprised that the "PIITB" guy hasn't spoken up yet - or did that "rear admiral" comment cover it?
What does HTFU mean? I always assumed the H stood for HURRY but I've seen it used in a way that tells me I'm wrong.
In the spirit of this thread and with a warning to all "NSFW"
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Thanks to Copper Reed, the scumbag
So, I stole your idea, Dan. Booked the best seat at a really nice restaurant. On the way home from work yesterday, I dropped off the jewelry, and had the server bring it out with dessert. Worked flawlessly. Mama was very pleased.
poopshovel wrote: So, I stole your idea, Dan. Booked the best seat at a really nice restaurant. On the way home from work yesterday, I dropped off the jewelry, and had the server bring it out with dessert. Worked flawlessly. Mama was very pleased.
Good job!
Happy wife. Happy life.
Our 10th was last year. The one thing she wanted to have a party for our friends and family. I took my vacation the week before and spent it cooking and cleaning. Rented a bunch of tables, chairs. a bouncy castle, and a porta potty. It was probably the best thing I could have done for her.
mtn wrote: She gets up and walks over, thinking to herself "This would be a beautiful spot for a proposal," and says jokingly "John, will you marry me?" John is standing there open mouthed, ring box in his hand... "Uh... no... will you marry me?"
It's a good thing he asked. When they start dropping hints you're on the clock.
Poop: Great Job.
We didn't do anything special for our tenths (last year). This year she got a new diamond ring. Not suggesting that for Poop... but it was what worked for her.
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