Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 11:23 a.m.

...that's how far we got before I dropped a full cup of coffee on the passenger seat of the new car. 

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/26/22 11:24 a.m.

Was there cream in the coffee???

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 11:25 a.m.

In reply to John Welsh :

Milk

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 11:26 a.m.

Car is still too new to have a roll of paper towels in it yet. 

wae
wae PowerDork
3/26/22 11:28 a.m.

On the car and not on you?  So no burns? 

 

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 11:31 a.m.

I tried to get as much on myself as possible...pants, shirt, jacket, hands, inside my phone case...

wae
wae PowerDork
3/26/22 11:50 a.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

ooooh, I've had that experience and I feel for ya.  At least the clothes can be tossed in the washer.  Harder to do that with the carpet and seats....

Noddaz
Noddaz GRM+ Memberand UberDork
3/26/22 12:10 p.m.

Wow.  But that will clean up.  frown

Error404
Error404 HalfDork
3/26/22 12:11 p.m.

Mobile detailer, stat!

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/26/22 12:29 p.m.
Error404 said:

Mobile detailer, stat!

Code brown!  (the other code brown) 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
3/26/22 12:30 p.m.

Best way to get a rock chip in the windshield--buy new car.

Best way to pick up a nail or a screw in your tire--buy new tires.

Best way to dump a cup of liquid on your seat--buy new car.

A new car, or tire, or anything in perfect condition represents a vacuum with regard to random damage, and nature as we know, abhors a vacuum.  The science does not lie.

Nick Comstock
Nick Comstock MegaDork
3/26/22 12:34 p.m.

What new car?

dps214
dps214 Dork
3/26/22 1:12 p.m.

One of the many upsides to not drinking coffee...no chance of spilling it on anything nice.

I feel your pain though, the one and only wheel I've ever bent on a pothole happened about a month into my ownership of the only car I've ever bought new.

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 2:22 p.m.

Easy solution.  Follow me and subscribe for more car detailing tips.

Burning Cars GIFs | Tenor

Wayslow
Wayslow Dork
3/26/22 4:19 p.m.
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) said:

Easy solution.  Follow me and subscribe for more car detailing tips.

Burning Cars GIFs | Tenor

Oh look a XJ12 in it's natural state.

dj06482 (Forum Supporter)
dj06482 (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/26/22 4:38 p.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:

...that's how far we got before I dropped a full cup of coffee on the passenger seat of the new car. 

Even worse, I'm assuming it's your wife's new car...

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 5:15 p.m.

In reply to dj06482 (Forum Supporter) :

Yup.

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel Dork
3/26/22 5:16 p.m.

In reply to Woody:

Many years ago, I guy I knew and his buddy were out in the country in an F150, running errands. They stopped for snacks. Shortly after that, they were driving up a blind hill when a very confused man came up it from the other side in their lane and hit them head on. A few hours later, in the hospital, banged up but not seriously hurt, the guy says to his buddy, "You know what I can't figure out? I had a pint of chocolate milk, didn't I? I think I'd just opened it before we got hit, but I can't remember what happened to it."

The buddy says, "You want to know what happened to your chocolate milk? I'll tell you what happened to your gawddamn chocolate milk: you had it in your right hand when we got hit. It slammed forward, then it slammed back. I got it on my face, I got it in my hair, I got it down my shirt, they even found some in my socks. That's what happened to your chocolate milk. Glad I could help."

secretariata (Forum Supporter)
secretariata (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/26/22 5:56 p.m.
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) said:

Easy solution.  Follow me and subscribe for more car detailing tips.

Burning Cars GIFs | Tenor

I'm free to detail some of your whips. Just give me a call...  laugh

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
3/26/22 7:32 p.m.

What name did you christen it with?

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
3/26/22 7:53 p.m.

In reply to Beer Baron :

Name suggestions...

Latte

café au lait

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/26/22 8:24 p.m.
Beer Baron said:

What name did you christen it with?

I refuse to name my cars. 
 

Although I do refer to my trailer as "The Enabler".

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/22 11:12 a.m.

this is why I do not eat or drink in my cars.  If I have to drink, it's something with a sealable lid.

 

I won't talk about the epoxy that leaked onto the back seat of the disco...

akylekoz
akylekoz UltraDork
3/27/22 8:45 p.m.

I made it -235 miles before spilling coffee in my 92 Mustang.  1st stop was to meet my uncle for an 1100 mile road trip in a car I just bought.  Aunt offered me a coffee in a to go cup that I promptly spilled, there were no cup holders in 92 Mustangs.

Why negative miles?  My plan was to plate it on e way out of town, first stop was at the DMV in Newago on a Wednesday, it’s a post office on Wednesdays DMV on Tuesday and Thursday.  Finally got it plated somewhere south of the bridge.

Miles are approximate, you get the idea.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/27/22 9:07 p.m.

In reply to mad_machine :

This had a lid on it but it was a small cup that just came up over the top of the cup holder. When I grabbed it and lifted it, the cup folded in half and the lid popped off. 
 

Moral of the story: Go big, or stay home. 
 

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