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Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/19/12 9:24 a.m.

...kids with minimum wage, dontcha think?

Wow

former520
former520 Reader
5/19/12 10:10 a.m.

I worked at a temp job many years ago with a guy just like that. He was only at 10 though. The idea was one of them was going to become a professional athlete and he was going to be taken care of. It all a numbers game, have enough kids and one is going to be a success and take care of your right? The state will pay for everything up until then.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/19/12 11:35 a.m.

God, there are an awful lot of stupid women out there.

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
5/19/12 12:05 p.m.
Lesley wrote: God, there are an awful lot of stupid people out there.

FTFY

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
5/19/12 12:11 p.m.

You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/19/12 1:41 p.m.
Salanis wrote: You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.

Not according to the far right wingnuts who are against any form of birthcontrol

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
5/19/12 1:55 p.m.

when I was a kid eight was enough

times musta changed

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
5/19/12 2:21 p.m.
mad_machine wrote:
Salanis wrote: You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.
Not according to the far right wingnuts who are against any form of birthcontrol

Much cheaper to just murder them when they're born, right MM?

Pete240Z
Pete240Z UltraDork
5/19/12 2:32 p.m.

Wow. Show this to your wife. She will tell you what he needs to keep in his pants.

DrBoost
DrBoost UberDork
5/19/12 3:14 p.m.

One of the comments hit it on the head. This seed sprinkler should quite his one minimum-wage job and babysit the 30 kids. Then the 11 moms can get 11 minimum-wage jobs.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/19/12 4:08 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: One of the comments hit it on the head. This seed sprinkler should quite his one minimum-wage job and babysit the 30 kids. Then the 11 moms can get 11 minimum-wage jobs.

This has the makings of a sitcom

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
5/19/12 4:11 p.m.

He wants a break? I have a suggestion for what part of him to break.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/19/12 4:27 p.m.

I'm not much of one for government interference in people's lives. At the same time I find it amazing that you have to have a license to own a dog but any idiots capable of the physical act of reproduction can pump out all the brats they want.

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Reader
5/19/12 5:07 p.m.

Crotchfruit is what we call them yunguns around here.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/19/12 5:41 p.m.
Salanis wrote: You know, condoms are cheap. They sure cost a heck of a lot less than child support.

Hell, one baby's mamma is only getting $1.49 a month.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
5/19/12 6:00 p.m.

Just wait, someone will give this idiot a reality show.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
5/19/12 6:43 p.m.

I don't get it. The kid growing up next door was 12 when I bought my house, now he's a 40+ y/o crackhead ex felon with nine kids that you and I pay for.

He has no job, only SSI.

Whem he talks about getting the bride knocked up, his chest swells, that's a source of pride.

Must be a cultural thing, Dog should pay.

A lot!

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy SuperDork
5/19/12 6:55 p.m.
914Driver wrote: Whem he talks about getting the bride knocked up, his chest swells, that's a source of pride.

Reproduction is the only thing of which he is capable. You have to get your pride somewhere, even if it isn't deserved.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer PowerDork
5/19/12 7:00 p.m.

That movie "Idiocracy" is coming true...

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/19/12 7:22 p.m.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand Dork
5/19/12 7:46 p.m.

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
5/19/12 7:54 p.m.

a court ordered vasectomy may be in order... but like that's gonna happen, he gots rights ya know

dankspeed
dankspeed Reader
5/19/12 8:02 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: That movie "Idiocracy" is coming true...

Yep. The poor and stupid are making way more babies then the rest of us.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/19/12 10:05 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: That movie "Idiocracy" is coming true...

You mean you aren't supposed to use Mountain Dew to water plants?

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/19/12 10:56 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote: You mean you aren't supposed to use Mountain Dew to water plants?

No, you use Brawndo because it has electrolytes, what plants crave.

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