5 Mega Watt Christmas Laser

I just stumbled upon one down at the local black market. Any ideas about how I can use it?

Also, it's fueled on a complex combination of Nuclear energy, tinsel, and selfless generosity. Anyone got any connections in the tinsel industry?

are you entirely sure its not 5 MILLIWATTS?

Megawatts. It's quite large and capable of burning holes in 5-inch-thick plate steel and spreading Christmas cheer over large distances.

nice. Can you set the moon on fire for me? Maybe just melt it a little?

You can use it to burn holes in stuff and post the videos to Youtube

Hope you're on good terms with the local electric company, cause you're going to kill the grid when you power that sucker up.

You could hold the world for ransom for the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

EastCoastMojo wrote: You could hold the world for ransom for the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

I thought about that. But that doesn't sound very Christmas-like.

If you wear a merry berkeleying christmas shirt it would be seasonal.

I prefer my laser with jolly-seeking missiles.

Xceler8x wrote: I prefer my laser with jolly-seeking missiles.

Yes. I do too. But I don't have any Missile Toe.

hmmm you could burn a nice Christmas greeting in the moon for all the world to enjoy.

confuZion3 wrote:

Xceler8x wrote: I prefer my laser with jolly-seeking missiles.

Yes. I do too. But I don't have any Missile Toe.

dont you mean tow missiles?

want to make patterns out of plywood? rig up to a cad/cam setup with robotic arm and you can do that...

Apexcarver wrote:

confuZion3 wrote:

Xceler8x wrote: I prefer my laser with jolly-seeking missiles.

Yes. I do too. But I don't have any Missile Toe.

dont you mean tow missiles?

No, I think he means bad pun. Really bad.

I have one simple request. And that is to have Miatas with frickin' laser beams attached to their hoods! Throw me a bone here!

thatsnowinnebago wrote:

Apexcarver wrote:

confuZion3 wrote:

Xceler8x wrote: I prefer my laser with jolly-seeking missiles.

Yes. I do too. But I don't have any Missile Toe.

dont you mean tow missiles?

No, I think he means bad pun. Really bad.

HA HA! Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

Mommy, I really, really want a deadly laser for Christmas. Pleeeeease? I'd play with it all the time, and that neighbor cat wouldn't eat Sarah's food anymore.

I heard the Whoville Army was working on one of these. It's called the Joint Anti-Grinch Christmas Cheer Defense Directed Energy Weapon. That joyless green bastard won't know what hit him!

All the Whos down in Whoville who are anyboody are members of the JAGCCDDEW. Even Cindy Lou Who.

Thankfully, they are dog-lovers, so they will probably spare little Max.

And once they are done with the Grinch, they can set it to 'low' and use it to reheat the Who Hash and the roast beast.

Here's a flashlight that will fry eggs: http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/wicked_lights-74-0.htm

PeteWW wrote: Here's a flashlight that will fry eggs: http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/wicked_lights-74-0.htm

It would be way cooler to light your cig with it though

Was it being sold by a guy named Chairface?

I miss The Tick!