A man sues White Castle.....

I think I might actually go into a White Castle if their stores weren't exclusively located in areas that would once upon a time have been described as "the ghetto". No way I'm setting foot in one (unless I'm packing heat).

I went into a white castle in "the ghetto" once at about 3am after a night of adult beveraging. They were scared of ME, because I was the only non thuggish wannabe white boy in a 3 mile radius... and I was trying to get my cheeseburger on.

I've got White Castles in non ghetto areas. I go all the time.

I love me some Chicken Breast sandwiches with cheese.

However, I don't like their "gimmick" burgers they seem to be pushing out lately.

No White Castles down here, but I can put a hurtin' on a sack of Krystals. Oh yeah! Great, now I'm hungry....

I agree that fat doesn't equal handicapped despite what the average American seems to think. Once again, proof our society is royally boned.

I'm having trouble with the subject line....

"A man sues White Castle...."

Doesn't sound like he's much of one....

yuck... just what I want.. some nasty greasy undercooked burger from a digusting place. If I want burgers.. I make them myself

I make a great Krystal pizza.

Take a pizza crust and use mustard as the sauce.

Chop up some onions fine and grill them.

Sprinkle cooked ground hamburger meat on top.

Put sliced hamburger dills on top and bake.

I've tried adding ketchup and it just doesn't work.

Fast easy and delish.

It's the finely chopped onions that gives it a Krystal flavor.

I was at a Caucasian Castle once, in teh ghetto. It was past midnight and there was a prostitue inside, negotiating what services she would render with this guy. His payment? A sack of 10 burgers.

I used to get a White Castle from time to time. Don't think my middle-aged stomach could handle it even if we had them here. In N Out, on the other hand- man, I love that place. But I guess it's not just about the burger, though I really enjoy the burger.

But sueing 'cause you're too fat to fit in the booth? Dunno, man. That's pushing it, if you ask me. Like sewing my eyes shut, then sueing 'casue I can't read the menu. Hey, I'm dissabled!

Eaten there twice. The burgers I didn't mind, but the fries sucked rectum.

4cylndrfury wrote:

Will wrote: The one time I went to a White Castle (a co-worker raved about the place) I thought it was the most disgusting burger I've ever had.

I think I'm going to go after work tomorrow. There is one near where I'm working with nice comfortable chairs

Just went there tonight.

Mmmmmmm.

stroker wrote: Eaten there twice. The burgers I didn't mind, but the fries sucked rectum.

That was your fault. You don't get fries at WC, you get a sack of onion rings.

turboswede wrote: I'm having trouble with the subject line.... "A man sues White Castle...." Doesn't sound like he's much of one....

is it wrong that i heard the soothing voice of Jeremy Clarkson in my head as i read it?

Berkeley Castle

I kid you not

Damn you guys now I want Krystals.

I went to Krystals and now I remember why I never go there...

novaderrik wrote:

turboswede wrote: I'm having trouble with the subject line.... "A man sues White Castle...." Doesn't sound like he's much of one....

is it wrong that i heard the soothing voice of Jeremy Clarkson in my head as i read it?

Or James May :)

Obviously his diet has nothing to do with his size. I bet he bearly eats anything all day long. Poor little stockbroker.

mtn wrote:

stroker wrote: Eaten there twice. The burgers I didn't mind, but the fries sucked rectum.

That was your fault. You don't get fries at WC, you get a sack of onion rings.

If the rings suck, you're on the hook.

;)

A NSFW cartoon about dieting and taking responsibility for your own issues:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yk3ZQH_Uc

DrBoost wrote: I was at a Caucasian Castle once, in teh ghetto. It was past midnight and there was a prostitue inside, negotiating what services she would render with this guy. His payment? A sack of 10 burgers.

Was it Randy!?

Going to White Castle at bar closing time has two benefits...first, you get all the free entertainment, and secondly you're guaranteed that the burgers are going to be fresh off the griddle.