Tuesday night. Florida doin' Florida things. Notice the storm is spicing up nice. Suddenly a flash and a loud pop. Suddenly both my TVs were dead. Ok.... this ain't good.
Yep, my house has just been hit by one of the most common afflictions in Florida. Excellent. How bad is this going to be?
Check the living room TVs. Those don't fire up. Uh oh. could be the surge protectors. Nope, those appear to be fine. plug in other known functional charging implements and test. Solid. Fuuuuuu.... Yep. Those TVs are d-e-d dead. Internet is down. That's...whatever. Spectrum sucks anyhow. Fire up Xbox #1. It makes the familiar noise. Fire up Xbox #2. Or...attempt to. It stares at me blankly, refusing to light up its on button, dull black hue and grayed over x suggesting a far more cartoonish (and accurate) dead eye than a portal to entertainment. Storm 2- me-1. Next up is the ps5. That one I am concerned about because it was in rest mode and is now completely black. FORTUNATELY, it appears to work, or at least turn on after a press of the manual on button on the unit itself. We're making progress. The ps3.....not so lucky. It appears to be a brick. Could be dead ports in the surge protector, I don't know for sure. That isn't AS much of a concern, as ps3's have pretty much bottomed out right now and are very inexpensive to replace. And I have a spare. Bedroom TV is fine, all other inside appliances appear to be ok. So far. Go out to the garage where the breaker panel is to see if there's any blown switches. All appear to be in order. Hit the garage door opener to go outside and see what else happened.
Nothing.
Uhhh.....
Notice that the button is not lit up. Ok, that's...less than ideal. Not bad, because the car was actually outside and I know how to pull the emergency handle thing anyhow. Check the lasers and all the lights on the unit. Dead. Plug the charger for my Stihl Kombi unit into the outlet the opener is on to verify it still has power. Fires right up. Outlet is fine, but my garage door opener is berkeleyed. EXCELLENT. Good thing I don't use that EVERY SINGLE DAY OR ANYTHING. Whatever. Go outside, assess the area, determine that it's not going to burn down, decide I've had enough fun for the evening, and turn in.
The next morning- Verify all the electrics. Yep. Still no TVs and no Xbox. Ok, we have insurance through Duke and our renters. Time to start makin' phone calls. Also call the rental company to tell them to come and fix their garage door, and spectrum to fix their internet, since that still isn't working. Spectrum is the first to arrive. As terrible as they are, their techs are oddly prompt, and easy to work with. They verify that there was indeed a "Surge event" and that half my neighborhood still doesn't have internet. They had to replace a main line that morning. It had also apparently taken both my modem and my router, so that's fun. Get my internet back, decide we need to get on the road because we've got to go to Best Buy to have Geek Squad verify that my Xbox is indeed berkeleyed (because apparently those guys are smarter than me? Like I don't know how to push an ON button?) and start the claims process. I run back inside to grab something, when I hear the door open.
"Car won't start"
The berkeley you say. Go out, sure enough, car will not start. She's fooked. Turns on, lights up, turns over, will not start. It's going to be one of two things given what I know, and I am officially really not happy. Get that bitch towed to the dealer (because based on my WAG I want documentation- and I'm figuring dealer documenation is gonna work a lot better here....) and find a rental car. Book a rental car. Get to the rental car place.
They don't have the motherberkeleying rental car. According to them "You can book whatever you want on the site but it's not guaranteed to be in stock". So my choices are a minivan, or a Nissan Talltima that someone's just smoked a pound of weed in (I wish I was joking here.) I would have taken the berkeleyin' van but the Mrs. does all the driving and hates big cars so off in the felony flyer we go. A cursory inspection indicated this thing has almost CERTAINLY been used in interstate drug trafficking, because all the hatch panels are moved around/misplaced, so that's fun. At least it's documented on the rental agreement that the car was like this when we got it? IDK.
Fast forward to today. Get the estimate back from the dealer. Yep, they think it's the ECU. I had a feeling the car too, took a hit from the lightning. That's pretty fun. So now is the debate, how do we handle this. I can claim it on insurance and let them fix it. I don't really want to buy a new car right now, especially since I JUST put a clutch in this stupid thing, but there is a very real possibility they could mechanically total it if it goes through insurance. I can get a (used) ECU for this car for as little as $40, or a verified working/programmed one for $400 (I Don't know that it needs to be programmed? it doesn't have chip keys or anti-theft of any kind that i'm aware of, but I am not a nissan service tech) and I am just violently frustrated right now.
All in all, don't get your house struck by lightning. It's a bad time.