Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/30/12 10:25 a.m.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10823256

A Northern Territory man may be flown to Adelaide after a party trick involving setting off fire crackers between his buttocks went badly wrong.

The 23-year-old man was at a party in the Darwin suburb of Rapid Creek on Saturday night when he decided to let the cracker off, NT Police said.

"It appears a party was in full progress when a young male decided to place a firework between the cheeks of his bottom and light it," said Senior Sergeant Garry Smith.

", resulting in the male receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his cheeks, back and private bits," Snr Sgt Smith said.

Alcohol was a possible factor involved in the stunt, police said.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
7/30/12 10:27 a.m.

The Darwin suburb?

failboat
failboat Dork
7/30/12 10:33 a.m.

So, you mean there's a right way to set off a firecracker in your buttocks?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
7/30/12 10:36 a.m.

Maybe he thought it was the type that flies off like a rocket before it explodes, that's slightly more understandable.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/30/12 11:06 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Maybe he thought it was the type that flies off like a rocket *before* it explodes, that's slightly more understandable.

Google 'buttrocket video'.

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Reader
7/30/12 11:18 a.m.

Google 'buttrocket video'.

For the sake of my last shred of respect for humanity, I refuse.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
7/30/12 11:41 a.m.

Lighting your farts wasn't good enough, huh?

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
7/30/12 12:17 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: The Darwin suburb?

and the Royal Darwin Hospital, how apropo

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/30/12 1:07 p.m.

Roll camera whenever someone says "hold my beer..."

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/30/12 1:37 p.m.

I remember that video... stuck the wooden end of a bottlerocket where no bottlerocket should ever go.. and when it ignited, he clenched instead of letting it go....

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/30/12 2:17 p.m.

... and held onto it till the bitter end.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
7/30/12 2:34 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: I remember that video... stuck the wooden end of a bottlerocket where no bottlerocket should ever go.. and when it ignited, he clenched instead of letting it go....

This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQTt0gLdng

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
7/30/12 2:51 p.m.

In reply to pilotbraden:

Wrong accent, mate.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/30/12 5:58 p.m.

Since y'all have sorta weak Google-fu, here ya go:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7797220931882857233

Definitely NSFW.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
7/30/12 6:27 p.m.

I bet his momma is proud.

novaderrik
novaderrik SuperDork
7/31/12 5:20 a.m.

i bet he saw it on Jackass..

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/31/12 7:02 a.m.

yup.. that one!

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