Alright whose tattoo is this?

http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/11/22/funny-tattoos-this-tattoo-needs-to-be-drained-on-a-paper-towel/

Fess up.

don't know...but thanks for wasting an hour of my time on that site

You must be the Queen of your trailer park.

^^ I thought about posting that, but refrained.

Listen, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but....really?

The bacon tattoo on a pig would totally rock....on a person not so much.

Twin_Cam wrote: Listen, I like bacon as much as the next guy, but....really?

I'd be willing to guess that tat is on a chef.

I know Michael Symon has a pro-pork tat. I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin from Top Chef does, too.

When I say I'm considering getting this tattooed somewhere - likely on my belly, just below my sternum - I'm 100% serious. (I'm a chef, but I'm not on TV.)

I have a few jokey/stupid tattoo ideas that would seriously amuse me for many years. The way I figure, there's a large portion of the population with regrettable tattoos, and tattoo removal technology is set to explode. So, when I get old enough to really give myself the ol' facepalm when I look at the goofy ones, I can pop down to my local Tattoo-B-Gon kiosk in the middle of the shopping mall and have them zapped off while I munch an Auntie Annie's pretzel.

What else do I want to get? I thought you'd never ask. The one I really want is a knuckle tattoo, prison style. Lettered in very cliche 'sailor jerry' type, I'd get LIFE on one set of knucks and PAIN on the other. But, you see, the joke is: I'm a bread baker, and pain, of course, is French for bread. And, to an increasingly large degree, bread is life for me. Get it?

Also, because my t-shirts habitually ride up my back when I bend over, I'm tempted to get "BERKELEY OFF" in really pretty, filligreed type on the small of my back. A male tramp stamp.

I've also considered getting this down my left forearm, where it would be visible with my arm hanging out the window while driving.

But I do have a serious idea for a half sleeve based on the metaphors Robert Pirsig uses for his metaphysics of Quality in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: those of a train (the traditional suject/object metaphysics, being immediately preceeded by Quality) and the high country above the timberline (his metaphor for the discipline of philosophy). That one's going to be pretty complex and expensive, though. Fortunately, a lot of the tattoo guys around here work on barter for mechanical work.

I already have this logo on the inside of my right wrist.

And I have some pinstriping inside my bicep and down mid-forearm on my left arm.

Yeah, these stupid things are addictive. I'm glad I can't afford any more for a while.

I am speechless.

Somebody throw up the pic of Atlas holing up the boob.

Its the third post

Wow.

And with propoganda like that, how could we not?

Oy.

I mean, holy E36 M3. An' stuff. What the berkeley is up with Freddy takin' his hat off?