Alternate lyrics...

I was listening to music this morning and realized some are just a little dated... I have started providing updated lyrics to some of my favorite songs...

Wall of Voodoo... I do it to you!

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder And the touch of a world that is older I turn the switch and check the number I leave it on when in bed I slumber

I hear the rhythms of the music I buy the product and never use it I read the Twidiots on my iPad (Can't understand, just why are they mad?)

I'm streaming Mexican video I'm streaming Mexican woh-oh video

And I Googled this situation They talk about the global inflation I understand just a little No comprende, it's a riddle

I'm streaming Mexican video I'm streaming Mexican whoa-oh video

I wish I was in Tijuana Eating barbequed iguana I'd take requests on the Facebook I'm on a wavelength far from Nanook

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder I dial it in from south of the border I read the Twidiots on my iPad (Can't understand, just why are they mad?)

I'm on a Mexican video I'm on a Mexican woh-oh video I'm on a Mexican video I'm on a Mexican woh-oh video

video video video video video video video video

I'm streaming Mexican video I'm streaming Mexican woh-oh video I'm streaming Mexican video I'm streaming Mexican woh-oh video

video video (What does he say?) video video video video Polyo video video video video video video video

Whose lyrics do you do wrong?

Pretty much anything by Nirvana, like:

25 Virgins on a Pelican

(makes about as much sense as the actual title)

aircooled wrote: Pretty much anything by Nirvana, like: 25 Virgins on a Pelican (makes about as much sense as the actual title)

it's hard to bargle nawdle zous with all these marbles in my mouth

whenever i hear that one Skilelt song on the radio- i think it's called Monster- i always think he says "i hate that African". .

John Cougar Mellencamp - "Pink Houses".

There's a black man, with a black cat, livin' in a black neighborhood.

He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard and you know he thinks he's got it so good.

There's a woman in the kitchen cleanin' up the evenin' slop.

He looks at her and says, "Hey darlin' I remember when you would suck my c*ck."

Aerosmith's (and others) "The train kept a rollin' all night long" is actually correctly sung as "drinking captain morgans all night long". See, most people dont know that...

I knew I didn't like Aerosmith for a reason... Sailor Jerry's or GTFO, please.

AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done to Sheep

I don't know about you guys, but I listened to way too much Weird Al as a kid and always replace his lyrics with the real ones whenever I hear a song he parodied. "Eat it, eat it, get yourself an egg and beat it..." It's probably his fault that I'm too stupid to come up with any original lyrics on my own...