Amish mob violently breaks into homes and cuts off hair

I lived in steubenville for a couple years. I never once saw an Amish member.

I was on numerous occasions fearful of getting cut; but not my hair, and not by that religious group...

ThePhranc wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: What do you suppose these people did to deserve late-night haircuts? Not inviting the Bergholzes to the barn raising? Sleeping past 4:30? Cutting back on the animal organ content in the stew? Secretly using power tools?

The power tool bit may not be far off. A lot of Amish today are fully connected with smart phones and such. It tends to be the ones out in the real word who need it to run businesses so their families don't starve.

there were a few Amish families up around where i lived for the last few years.. one day i encountered a normal Amish buggy going the opposite direction- and the guy had a cell phone up to his ear as the wife held the reins and drove.. which brought up a couple of questions..

1) and Amish guy with a cell phone? how does he charge the battery?

2)the woman was "driving"- women's rights for the Amish?

novaderrik wrote: there were a few Amish families up around where i lived for the last few years.. one day i encountered a normal Amish buggy going the opposite direction- and the guy had a cell phone up to his ear as the wife held the reins and drove.. which brought up a couple of questions.. 1) and Amish guy with a cell phone? how does he charge the battery? 2)the woman was "driving"- women's rights for the Amish?

They have to dress the part to avoid drawing attention to themselves. Since they don't pay the taxes it is the perfect cover for their massive meth industry. I am only partially kidding.

she wasn't driving, she was cruise control.

You know... this IS funny and all...

...but the Amish are fundamentalists...

...I sense an impending crisis.