I was on a sales conference for a week and half way through some jamoke decides to under cook the pork in my enchilada. When you spend hours peeing out your bottom you get to appreciate the little things in life. Like indoor plumbing.
Ohh Gatorade and probiotics. Save me.
Jamoke. My dad was Italian and used this word often.
Jadrool was another one.
Spraying mud makes you appreciate anything other than commercial grade toilet paper. 
Food poisoning makes you understand the sheer volume of substances in your body at any given time. I swear more “stuff” passed out of me than I thought was possible. All from Buffalo Wild Wings undercooked chicken.
Pedialyte. Better than Gatorade for these situations.
I had to read this a few times to understand what the hell was going on. Learned a few new phrases that I will be implementing soon. "Hank, racist comments like that really uncook the pork in my enchilada, please dont be a jamoke"
Godspeed soldier.
In reply to 914Driver :
OHHhh. The chafing. Ring of fire indeed
In reply to Fueled by Caffeine :
Kocrapless (kopectate) and bananas
dculberson said:Food poisoning makes you understand the sheer volume of substances in your body at any given time. I swear more “stuff” passed out of me than I thought was possible. All from Buffalo Wild Wings undercooked chicken.
Buffalo Wild Wings. I went years without going into one. Broke that streak last Summer. Took the family to lunch in my old college town. Buffalo Wild Wings. The food sucked! Overhyped much? Low grade food in a sports bar atmosphere with a lot of TV's on the wall. I get it. How good do you have to be to satisfy drunk college students? Not cheap either. Never again!
Apparently, I'm not the only one with an unfavorable impression. The chain has "won" the top spot on at least one "Worst casual restaurants" list.
"Buffalo Wild Wings was the only chain to receive an F grade from Sietsema for its travesty of “the scrawny wings (pick your poison: traditional or boneless) or the woody carrot sticks that accompany them.”
He also lamented the sauces, which range from fair to grim, he wrote."
Fortunately, I escaped with only a stomach ache that eventually went away.
rustybugkiller said:In reply to Fueled by Caffeine :
Kocrapless (kopectate) and bananas
If your body is expelling demons, it's best to let it purge away. Stay hydrated and try to rest, but "plugging things up" before they are cleared out just prolongs the misery.
Feel better man!
Good handles on each side of the toilet help make the process more bearable..
In reply to dxman92 :
thats what she said?
In reply to Fueled by Caffeine :
For the sake of accuracy, your title is misleading and I do feel cheated. Webster's defines an "ode" to be "a lyric poem usually marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms." Even by the loosest of possible interpretations, your so-called ode falls short.
Please edit your original post and include more rhyming and exaltation.
Thank you.
Just keep making brown water. Drink lots of apple juice.
In reply to 1988RedT2 :
I never went to Buffalo Wild Wings since I'm not really a big fan of wings. But then went I was on a extended work assignment, we went to the local one for lunch a few times. "underwhelming" is an understatement. Fortunately, it never made me sick.
FbC - you have my sympathies.
And we’re better. An ode is coming.
I remember seeing this on a bathroom wall, circa 1979:
Here I sit, on the pooper
Giving birth to a state trooper
I saw the following ode on the stall wall at my jr high
Most come here to E36 M3 and stink. Some come here to sit and think. I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullE36 M3 on the walls
Worst I ever had it was a purge because some doctor thought my backdoor could use a camera up it.
Not only is the draino you have to drink disgusting, it is also disgustingly effective considering how empty I felt afterwards.
Never managed to get food poisoning since my stomach doesn't seem to care what goes in.
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