turboswede wrote:
It’s time to play, what would Morgan say:
When I was a child, I once caught a glimpse of several pregnant women wearing bikinis. The experience left me with a thought that remains with me to this day….these women obviously do it and they clearly can’t get pregnant now.
octavious wrote: We were at the pool the other day and a lady showed up wearing at least a bikini top. Couldn't really tell if she had on a bottom because her belly was so big and hung down so far it covered up where the bottom of the bikini was supposed to be. Bless her heart, she was not pregnant...just thick.
Bottoms are for closers.
pinchvalve wrote: My wife's friend just had a mommy-to-be photo session done. A whole collection of studio photographs with the belly out there. She looks like she gained 8 pounds for a 7.5 pound baby, but still, it's kinda weird. Personally, I like this look:
Ok, that's dis-freaking-gusting.
UPDATE!:
I just got back from the pool.
I felt so bad about the things I said yesterday that I punished myself by adding another 1000 yards to my workout.
On a related note, there didn't appear to be a single pregnant woman there today. I can only assume that they either read this forum or that they all had their babies last night. Either scenario seems plausible.
nocones wrote: For her about the only thing she would be allowed to do is swim but her doctor recomends against any form of excertion as it may anger the uterus.
For those with prodigious Photoshop skills: I really NEED to see a picture of an angry uterus.
RX Reven' wrote: When I was a child, I once caught a glimpse of several pregnant women wearing bikinis. The experience left me with a thought that remains with me to this day….these women obviously do it and they clearly can’t get pregnant now.
I even read your made up Through the Wormhole opening story of Morgan Freeman in his voice and picture him going to the pool in the 40s. 
The_Jed wrote: Like I always tell people who complain about my excessive body hair, "If you don't like it, don't look!". There's a reason one of my nicknames is the Yeti...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-hirsute-of-higher-intelligence-1328285.html
DrBoost wrote:nocones wrote: For her about the only thing she would be allowed to do is swim but her doctor recomends against any form of excertion as it may anger the uterus.For those with prodigious Photoshop skills: I really NEED to see a picture of an angry uterus.
It knows kung foo and E36 M3
In reply to Woody:
I was going to post a picture of my smoking hot wife in her bikini from when she was preggo last year, but I'm far too afraid of the consequences, so instead:
nocones wrote:Secretariata wrote: In reply to nocones: Not to be intentionally disagreeable, but one of my buds wife walked 2.5 miles a day until 2 or 3 days before she popped. Her doc recommended it and he (my bud not the doc) took a lot of abuse making her head out each day, but her labor was like 25 minutes...Hey batter, batter.Ahh if only everyone had that picture perfect I ran a half marathon at 8 month pregnancy. My wife's list of pregancy complication is long and distiguished this pregnancy. Her previous she was active up until the last few weeks. This one is MUCH MUCH different. For her about the only thing she would be allowed to do is swim but her doctor recomends against any form of excertion as it may anger the uterus. I'm glad that your little picture of second hand acounts of pregnancy make you the expert and that things that worked for your friends clearly would be medically recomended to all pregnant women everywhere.
I like my perfect little world. It makes me happy!
skinny pregnant chicks start getting really hot around 5 months when their milk jugs start filling out.
my wife is hot already, but she was super hot when she was pregnant. fortunately though, it's not something i need so bad that i would impregnate her again. screw that, i'm not having any more kids.
Roid rage , givvem a pass
Things I've learned from this thread;
Charles Darwin = hairy body
Albert Einstien = non hairy body
Things I've figured out long before this thread:
1) Guys still think gals are here for them to look at and should be valued accordingly
B) Nothing has changed.
EastCoastMojo wrote: 1) Guys still think gals are here for them to look at and should be valued accordingly B) Nothing has changed.
Hey, come on now. I appreciate the cooking and laundry as well!
(That was in jest)
EastCoastMojo wrote: Things I've figured out long before this thread: 1) Guys still think gals are here for them to look at and should be valued accordingly B) Nothing has changed.
Yeah, it's not as if women judge men based on things like looks, height, and hootus size.
Hootus size? 
mtn wrote:EastCoastMojo wrote: 1) Guys still think gals are here for them to look at and should be valued accordingly B) Nothing has changed.Hey, come on now. I appreciate the cooking and laundry as well! (That was in jest)
I make a better sammich myself. So much for equality.
rotard wrote:EastCoastMojo wrote: Things I've figured out long before this thread: 1) Guys still think gals are here for them to look at and should be valued accordingly B) Nothing has changed.Yeah, it's not as if women judge men based on things like looks, height, and hootus size.
We're all just walking sperm donors.
Curmudgeon wrote: Hootus size?
Don't worry, this thing called "Money" can make up for all of the above.
Then I need money? This is getting worse by the minute.
Curmudgeon wrote: Then I need money? This is getting worse by the minute.
Can't have an acceptable hootus without money. Can't make up for an unacceptable hootus without money.
Money makes the world go 'round.
See, you need plenty of money because your money is "our money," and the female's money is "her money." She'll then have an affair and tell you after you have performed as a cunning linguist. This will be your fault, somehow.
She will then, somehow, end up with her money and our money.
(whimpers and curls into fetal position)
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