And I wasn't even drinking...

I woke up this morning with a girl in my house I'd never met speaking with a sexy French accent, and I wasn't even drinking.

Was she?

Are you in France?

You didn't post until almost 7pm.

Was her name Amy?

WE NEED PICS, NOW!!

Your wife up to something?

Party foul. One does not bait and leave us without details.

I know. It was almost 7PM before I reported to you.

I am sorry.

I am not in France, but she was yesterday. Now she's in my house.

I've been listening to that darned French accent all day, and can't even think straight. There really is something about a French accent.

I know I should have told you sooner.

Mail order French maid?

Dusterbd13 wrote: You didn't post until almost 7pm. Was her name Amy?

I believe that would be "Aimeé"...

Exchange student?

Patiently awaiting more details......

Until you said she was in France yesterday I was going to guess you got an Amazon Echo and it has a french accent option.

Lucky devil you

Does she have a daughter?

captdownshift wrote: Does she have a daughter?

No, but check back in 9 months......

In reply to yamaha:

oh mon dieu zoot allure

Did she try to murder you?

Did your wife buy you some sort of Citroen?

This thread is useless without pictures.

Here's what a French accent looks like.

Your comments and speculation are much more amusing then reality.

OK, I'll fess up...

She's a guest. Friend of my daughter's. Here for a couple of weeks. Nothing more, and her name's not Amy (though I am not sure about her attitude. She makes a lot of suggestive comments)

But I was a little surprised to hear how sexy that darned accent is. I don't know any French women.

Sorry. I won't be posting any pictures. Suffice it to say that you would be impressed.

But carry on. Pretend like I never admitted it. I'd much rather hear your wildly speculative musings then talk about the boring reality.

I think your story is better than the Hyundai immediately preceding it.

Joey

We had an exchange student a few years ago (Chinese) and one of the exchange students from Germany spent a lot of time hanging out at my house.

I totally get where you're coming from.

If you study abroad in Europe, then you become the exotic, cultured foreigner with the sexy accent. True story.