https://nypost.com/2020/10/28/police-chief-killed-by-rooster-while-breaking-up-cockfight/

Philippines police chief killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight

Live by the cock, die by the cock. Roosters are what velociraptors evolved into. 

2020 is just a bad year. 

Want to bet we don't get McRib Sandwiches at McDonalds for the Holliday Season either? Something to do with simplifying menus and drive through due to Covid. 

He cocked up real bad

Snowdoggie said:

2020 is just a bad year. 

Want to bet we don't get McRib Sandwiches at McDonalds for the Holliday Season either? Something to do with simplifying menus and drive through due to Covid. 

That would be a blessing IMO. 

Those things are nasty

I've heard of losing an eye from a cock to the face, but dying? Damn. 

Antihero (Forum Supporter) said:

Snowdoggie said:

2020 is just a bad year. 

Want to bet we don't get McRib Sandwiches at McDonalds for the Holliday Season either? Something to do with simplifying menus and drive through due to Covid. 

That would be a blessing IMO. 

 

Those things are nasty

Ever have Rooster McNuggets? 

"Sometimes you eat the chicken and other days the chicken stabs you to death." - The Dude

When the blade is really sharp, you barely feel it. Maybe he thought it was just a little prick.

Antihero (Forum Supporter) said:

Snowdoggie said:

2020 is just a bad year. 

Want to bet we don't get McRib Sandwiches at McDonalds for the Holliday Season either? Something to do with simplifying menus and drive through due to Covid. 

That would be a blessing IMO. 

 

Those things are nasty

Every half a decade or so I forget how nasty they are, and I get excited when I run across an ad for them.  About every other time I actually buy one, it's like the Lewis Black candy corn sketch, "Son of a BITCH!  It's still a McRib!"

Edit for anyone who hasn't heard it:

It will probably not shock anyone familiar with my awful taste in, well, everything, that I actually kinda like the McRib.

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