Another thousand down.

One more rung on the ladder of wasted time toward dorkdom.

What's the cool prize this time. I get to buy myself a shot rather than a beer?

congratz

A pat on the back :) Congrats

In reply to friedgreencorrado:

Umm, not for me, I've had the Jagermonster on my back before. The last time I was seriously ill the next day, well, not seriously, but that's the worst hangover I have ever had. There's even a bar here that has a three shot limit because someone, who shall remain nameless, knocking over half the tables in the place. And I...errr, he was just trying to make it to the Breathalyzer machine.

I stick with Vodka now, if I drink at all.

4000+ posts on a car forum? What are you, some kind of dork?

Your prize was not a Jagermeister, it was a PICTURE of the word Jagermeister!

You're not gonna get sick on THAT, are you??

Toyman's got a weak tummy, I can make him turn green real quick. And he's got a LONG way to go to catch up with the real top dogs.

Curmudgeon wrote: Toyman's got a weak tummy, I can make him turn green real quick. And he's got a LONG way to go to catch up with the real top dogs.

Gee, thanks for that J.

I'm eternally grateful that I went on the wagon before that stuff came on the market. Smells like cough syrup.

I've fought the jagermonster before as well, and lost...horribly. Something about ordering a round of jag/rebulls for a table of 6 and drinking 4 of them back to back to back to back because can't let good alcohol go to waste.... yeah. Only reason I didn't pass out right there was because of all the redbull. Sure I shaved a few years off my life with that one

In reply to Lesley:

Tastes like Vicks Formula 44D. I think I still have a bad taste in my mouth from the last time I had it, 10 years ago.

I've been known to kill a 750ml bottle of this stuff myself.

Whenever i get sick, a 500ml bottle cures what ails me, without fail.

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I've been known to kill a 750ml bottle of this stuff myself. Whenever i get sick, a 500ml bottle cures what ails me, without fail.

I'm like that with whiskey. I had a horribly injured and swollen knee that was in bad shape for a week or two. One good whiskey drunk night and the next day it was fine. No swelling, no pain, nothing. It's been fine ever since.

16vCorey wrote:

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I've been known to kill a 750ml bottle of this stuff myself. Whenever i get sick, a 500ml bottle cures what ails me, without fail.

I'm like that with whiskey. I had a horribly injured and swollen knee that was in bad shape for a week or two. One good whiskey drunk night and the next day it was fine. No swelling, no pain, nothing. It's been fine ever since.

I get a hangover with the stuff if i drink it when i'm NOT sick.

But if i'm sick and i'm drinking it? I feel PERFECT the next day.

It's weird.

Jager is a testament to good marketing. Bleahyeuck

Like Monster cables.

Except Monster cables won't get you drunk.

BRB, time to take another shot.

Jager tastes better than Moster Cables.

mndsm wrote: Jager tastes better than Moster Cables.

Not by much

mtn wrote:

mndsm wrote: Jager tastes better than Moster Cables.

Not by much

Yeah, that's a stretch.

Toyman01 wrote:

mtn wrote:

mndsm wrote: Jager tastes better than Moster Cables.

Not by much

Yeah, that's a stretch.

In all fairness, I've never puked up Monster cables. So you might have something.

Damn, y'all are funny tonight. My wife has been looking at me strange all evening.

whore

Toyman01 wrote: The last time I was seriously ill the next day, well, not seriously, but that's the worst hangover I have ever had.

Reminds me of the Incident where I woke up in a puddle of purple slimy goo and it took me about ten minutes to realize what it was, and where it'd come from.

I only did two shots of the stuff. (One shot = full Coke glass)

mndsm wrote:

Toyman01 wrote:

mtn wrote:

mndsm wrote: Jager tastes better than Moster Cables.

Not by much

Yeah, that's a stretch.

In all fairness, I've never puked up Monster cables. So you might have something.

It's all about which you'd rather toss back up if you exceed your intake limitations.

I can safely say i've never eaten enough Monster Cables to feel the need to puke.

For that matter, i don't think i've ever puked Jager, either.

I can say with utmost certainty i'd rather puke some overpriced cables than Whiskey, though. Specifically Wild Turkey 101.