Anyone watching the debate?

Just kidding

IBTL

Ooooof

Thank God it's on, I was having a rough day, a friend was having a worse one. We're on the phone and I have them laughing hysterically.  

Found a drinking game for it, I've been drunk.

Yeah my guy is beating the loser up.

All I will say is the moderator needs a whistle and a ref's uniform.

My brother and I are out here at the workshop enjoying some Ballotin's Chocolate mixed with Skrewball.  It's like watching fight night at the Alzheimer's ward!

Wife has it on, I caught about 5 minutes while doing the dishes and that was enough for me.  She can do the dishes if it's on.

Ideas for the next debate:

Realistic: Give the moderator control over microphones to shut them off when not their turn

Entertaining: Remote shock collars: zap them when they speak out of turn

Extreme: Put them in climbing harnesses and hook them to a cable. Every time they say something that is false they get yanked up 5 feet. After an undisclosed number of false statements they get dropped into Nickelodeon slime.  

Some jack wad here at SanTan said "hey let's turn it on!"

I'm trying my hardest to ignore it. Because it's only two parties participating.

I don’t think there is much point to them this time. Is there truly an undecided voter left? Hell, I filled out my ballot last night. 

In any case, each candidate should be in a noise proof box with a microphone and a speaker; the moderator should have the mute button. 

EvanB (Forum Supporter) said:

Found a drinking game for it, I've been drunk.

I'd just go with heroin.

I miss hockey.

Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

EvanB (Forum Supporter) said:

Found a drinking game for it, I've been drunk.

I'd just go with heroin.

It would look like an episode of Shameless before the first question was finished

mtn (Forum Supporter) said:

I don’t think there is much point to them this time. Is there truly an undecided voter left? 

I heard the other day roughly 6% undecided and only 1/3 of those are in swing states.  So, while the debate has a wide audience, its actual target is only a very small number of people.

I don't know why cutting off mics wasn't implemented 50 years ago.  This (and all other) debates are embarrassing when grown professionals interrupt and talk over one another.

It's a rerun.

Please please please let's make Samuel L Jackson the moderator of the next debate.  
 

"Answer the berkeleying question motherberkeleyer!"

Sorry everybody, this thread has been fine but it's bedtime and I don't trust this topic overnight! I'm going to lock this before it goes sideways.