RealMiniParker wrote: In reply to SVreX: Which half?
You're kidding, right?
I'm dumb, but not THAT dumb!
RealMiniParker wrote: In reply to SVreX: Which half?
You're kidding, right?
I'm dumb, but not THAT dumb!
These are both delicious and can be used as a suppository to cool the core. Very useful.
KyAllroad wrote: Humans need better radiators but since we don't you need to ice down your cooling system. Good luck!
We have some of the best thermal management on the planet, but we stymie it with crap like tuxedos.
KyAllroad wrote: You know those first-aid cool packs? Get some and carry one in each front pocket. That is close to your femoral artery and would be a good place to get some overall cooling. Remember, the goal is to keep your overall core temp down. Humans need better radiators but since we don't you need to ice down your cooling system. Good luck!
Building on this, when you can stick your hands in those pockets and put your palms on the cooling pads.
Huckleberry wrote: These are both delicious and can be used as a suppository to cool the core. Very useful.
uMM.... NO.
z31maniac wrote:Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm and its a cash bar.This is when you pretend your going to a concert and slam a half pint in the parking lot before going in.
Or bring a flask...
The BIL isn't too smart is he. Show up 5 minutes before, leave immediately after.
Huckleberry wrote: These are both delicious and can be used as a suppository to cool the core. Very useful.
Just put a condom over it before insertion - that way you can still eat it when you remove it.
mtn wrote:z31maniac wrote:Or bring a flask...Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm and its a cash bar.This is when you pretend your going to a concert and slam a half pint in the parking lot before going in.
Interestingly enough I was thinking about this. but my flask is metal (airport issues we aren't checking a bag) and what do I fill it with once out there?
Initially, I thought about freezing your underwear before you put it on. So, I googled "Frozen Boxers"...
I thought, well, that certainly isnt going to help. But, then I realized, that might be your thing. SO, go ahead and wear those disney princess underwear Bob, who am I to judge...
Bobzilla wrote:mtn wrote:Interestingly enough I was thinking about this. but my flask is metal (airport issues we aren't checking a bag) and what do I fill it with once out there?z31maniac wrote:Or bring a flask...Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm and its a cash bar.This is when you pretend your going to a concert and slam a half pint in the parking lot before going in.
Plastic flask is about $4 at a liquor store. They also sell stuff there called "liquor". Find the best priced stuff you can--you can be out for under $20 for the liquor and flask.
Plus, if you're checking a bag (which you might be?) you can bring liquor with you in the checked bag. That would be the easy option.
Not checking a bag.
Oh wait--there is a really easy answer to this. Bring the flask with you, empty. When you get through security, go to the duty free store.
or.... I'll just suck it up for 3 days then come home and drink all I want! Since I get a week home alone.
In reply to mtn:
The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.
Bobzilla wrote: The forecast is calling for 102* and sunny. For an outdoor wedding.
Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm.
Why do the happy couple-to-be hate their guests?
In reply to conesare2seconds:
I had a cash bar. My wife and I both have numerous relatives that are big drinkers that turn into angry drunks. The money we didn't spend on booze we put towards a good DJ. They grumbled a bit and most bought a couple drinks, snuck out to the lot for a few more and let us know that it was reflected in the small gifts they gave us. We didn't care. They behaved better than normal and no one left in cuffs while the family and friends we cared about all had a great time.
conesare2seconds wrote:Bobzilla wrote: The forecast is calling for 102* and sunny. For an outdoor wedding.Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm and its a cash bar.Why do the happy couple-to-be hate their guests?
They are poor, and this is his second so the inlaws ain't ponying up that much this time around. They already did that once.
Can you get a linen tux? Cooler than wool and you get to rock that dapper southern gentleman look.
dculberson wrote:Huckleberry wrote: These are both delicious and can be used as a suppository to cool the core. Very useful.Just put a condom over it before insertion - that way you can still eat it when you remove it.
Brilliant! You are a thinker.
Bobzilla wrote: Wedding doesn't start until 4pm and its a cash bar.
So is the liquor store.
I know the frustration. A very close family friend asked me to play guitar at her wedding at the end of June. Just found out last week that it's an outdoor wedding at 6:30pm. Awesome. It'll be tough to play cleanly while I'm cooking ball soup.
Carry on bag, fill your 1qt bag with a bunch of 3oz bottles full of alcohol. Ideally something double strength, 151, Devil Springs, or Everclear.
Dude, Tuxedo Kilt.
I wear a kilt around the house in the summer and it's amazing how much cooler you feel with a littlebreathing room down there.
Sorry. The cash bar part was just part of the quote-grab. I was/am fixated on 102 degrees, outdoors and 4:00 pm. The question stands.
On the other hand, I got nothing to say about a cash bar one way or the other. I'll fix.
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