Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/30/13 9:34 a.m.

Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says

http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
5/30/13 9:50 a.m.

bravo

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
5/30/13 10:11 a.m.

I was made aware of this procedure more than a year ago, and have fully implemented it on a daily basis ever since.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
5/30/13 10:38 a.m.

Sent to my wife:

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/30/13 11:20 a.m.

I can't wait for the reply, DrBoost

Klayfish
Klayfish SuperDork
5/30/13 11:27 a.m.

In a related study, it has been found that frying pans to the groin hurt...

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
5/30/13 12:40 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: I can't wait for the reply, DrBoost

Me too. I have no idea what to expect. It could be a nice 'let me show you how much I appreciate it' or a 'i listed some of your stuff on craigslist. It's for your own good' payback.

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy Dork
5/30/13 2:20 p.m.

ok...........

I'll bet that story doesn't hit TV news.......

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
5/30/13 2:22 p.m.

I wish we knew this earlier. I could have personally saved Angelina's breasts...and then some.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/30/13 2:33 p.m.

They will have to call it "Unwanted cancer prevention" on PFAs.

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