Auto-x classes define (humor)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross

Uncyclopedia Article said: "D Modified: These small car enthusiasts built their cars before they looked at the rulebook. Luckily the people that built these cars on purpose are really old and sometimes forget to go to events, so everyone has a chance."

I LOLed

"Much like ST, this class is dominated by twenty-five year old Hondas mostly comprised of rust. It is estimated that by 2025, the average CRX will weigh eleven pounds. "

Hey that hit's a little too close to home! All the other stuff is funny, though...

AH the good ol UNcyclopedia. That site is hilarious. Check out his section on rally racing

Either all Irish rally teams swear like sailors, or I've watched these same two guys in a hundred different YouTube videos !! nonetheless,I love listening to them.

very good stuff. still chuckling over H Stock

JoeyM wrote: very good stuff. still chuckling over H Stock

Yeah... we got a good chuckle over that in our region forum as well,

Me: "so when I run my TDI, time must go backwards..."

"Yup"

These rules make more sence than the real ones...

B Mod - "Bring Money"

EastCoastMojo wrote:

Uncyclopedia Article said: "D Modified: These small car enthusiasts built their cars before they looked at the rulebook. Luckily the people that built these cars on purpose are really old and sometimes forget to go to events, so everyone has a chance."

I LOLed

Even funnier when you know it's true!

Once upon a time, a wannabe D-Mod driver/builder was querying competitors on why his (future) car would be classed elsewhere - he hadn't bothered to read the rules for at least a year before starting his pet project.

F Modified: This is the worst of all the classes. The cars are horrifically loud and most people have a deep hatred for them and their drivers. Ever wonder what it sounds like when Satan cuts his grass? Most of these cars are hand built by Satan and his minions and are the sole cause of suicide, AIDS and the Avian Flu. Most of the people who run these cars are crotchety old men who only compete on glass smooth lots and when the temperature is 70 degrees out. They also break, a lot. And by a lot I mean always.

Triple lawlz. It takes a certain kind of anus-hole to run in FM.

"the race is between drivers of street cars and a clock, and as anyone that has done this before knows, the clock always wins."

Best quote on the page.