Seen at a Chinese medical trade show:
http://micgadget.com/30108/chinese-hospital-provides-automatic-sperm-extractor-which-operates-like-a-masturbate-machine-video/
LMAO XD the bad English only makes it better!
Video is safe for work unless anyone who glances over figures out what the hell that machine is for...
Coming soon as a vending machine near you!
With the male to Female ratio over there I bet that will be very popular!
All you guys with ex wife payments, pay attention. 
I bet the guys from fleshlight built it....
Yeah. Looks like a high-tech hands-free Fleshlight.
I'd just hate to be the guy right in the middle of my "appointment" when the next dude comes up and put his quarter on the machine to make sure he's got nexties. Total mood killer.
jg
Also, the fact that it's in China means that when you go to enter your name for a high score, "DONG" will probably already be taken.
jg
JG Pasterjak wrote: I'd just hate to be the guy right in the middle of my "appointment" when the next dude comes up and put his quarter on the machine to make sure he's got nexties. Total mood killer.
You mean it would cheapen the $4.00 experience? 
JG Pasterjak wrote: Also, the fact that it's in China means that when you go to enter your name for a high score, "DONG" will probably already be taken. jg
I am SO glad I was not eating or drinking when I read that
OK, now seriously... What self respecting male do you know who would DARE walk up to that thing, drop his drawers, grab the handles, and stick his hootus in there?? 
I'd be thinking about guillotines, piranhas, gear pullers, electrocution, industrial vacuum cleaners, and whatever diseases the last guy had who stuck his hootus in there.
I can't imagine the American medical community being very receptive of this device. Now, Bubba's Adult Book Store and Video Emporium.... cha-ching.
oh, China.......
lol
Love you long time!
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Best imagined spoken in a computer voice 
In reply to JoeyM:
Not in the USA. Our "money saving" HMO's would bring the cost up to $1000, of which they would arrange a "discount" of $600, so it would only cost $400. Still likely cheaper than a high end escort.
"Hello. Is this Hammacher Schlemmer?....." 
"Except Thurdays, you can't use it Thursday."
"Why not?"
"That's -your- day inside the machine!"
This thread needs more leather pants
jg
JG Pasterjak wrote: This thread needs more leather pants jg
I'd never seen that before. Jack Black is great.
In mother china.. machine extracts sperm from you
GameboyRMH wrote:Woody wrote: Love you long time!Best imagined spoken in a computer voice
You're welcome. (Click speaker in corner of the box)
Shouldn't it be like this?
Ooooo... it has adjustable amplitude AND handles on the sides... 
wait...
Is this thing on?
I wonder if one of the handles has a twist throttle for controlling the speed and amplitude
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