Automotive terms that can be misconstrued as something naughty...

Jack handle

Butt connector

i plugged your mom's tailpipe?

King Dick Tools

intermediate shaft

chassis lube

valve job

ring job

(blew my) rear end

blower

gapper tool

icaneat50eggs wrote: on this topic, last summer i went to the local farm supply store to get a very long list of plumbing parts for a big project I had for work. They had apparently hired several high school kids to fill in during the summer. I have everything I need except 1 thing, and I'm looking and looking. Finally this young girl comes up, (looked exactly like the girl from big bang theory and wearing a shirt like this) She asked if she can help, and i say yes, "I'm looking for one inch nipples, do you have any?" I wasn't sure if she was going to run off crying or slap me.

Too funny... I dropped by the local Parts Source recently. Should have seen the guy's face when I asked if they had any "Naval Jelly". Fortunately one of the other guys overheard, and smirking, said, "dude, she needs rust remover".

Double pumper.

You need to be really smooth or she'll step out on you.

Dick Trickle.