slowride
slowride Reader
11/13/14 4:48 p.m.

Spotted a old-style Corolla with "Baby On Board Stay Back!" spray painted on the back window (bonus points for apparently matching the color to the car). Of course they were going 50 when everyone else goes 70+ (or 15; it's rush hour). Why do we have to stay back? Is the baby toxic? Is it prone to falling out of the car? Does it get nervous around other cars?

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
11/13/14 4:53 p.m.

Because when children get older parents are less concerned if they die apparently.

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/13/14 4:57 p.m.

It probably has Ebola.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
11/13/14 5:16 p.m.

I wanted to put that sticker and a pedobear sticker on my car at the same time.when my kid was born. My wife was not amused.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/13/14 6:01 p.m.

I suppose that if you find that car parked in the sun then you have a green light to start smashing windows to look for the baby.

EvanR
EvanR Dork
11/13/14 7:16 p.m.

I saw one too, just the other day. Hadn't seen one in years.

there was also not a baby on board.

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb Reader
11/13/14 9:43 p.m.

Perhaps the driver has a baby on board and as such is no longer a rational human being.

Every time my wife was knocked up she turned into a ticking time bomb.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UberDork
11/13/14 10:27 p.m.

Idiot on board.

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