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Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
3/1/12 4:38 p.m.
cwh wrote: "Isn't that what they're supposed to do? " A lot of cities in Florida prohibit full nudity anywhere alcohol is served. I know Tampa is like that, SoFla, no.

I guess Miami has an exemption? You can see genitalia or get high almost before you get past the rental car desk.

pete240z
pete240z SuperDork
3/1/12 4:41 p.m.

I am now getting hooked on Florida..........who lets their 14 year old daughter get a tattoo?

http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/local/west-volusia/2011/03/18/arrests-end-deltona-teens-tattoo-session.html

cwh
cwh SuperDork
3/1/12 4:45 p.m.

My 15yo grand daughter has tatts, piercings, and I'm not sure what else. She lives with 14 others in a court approved home in Homestead. A lost child.

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
3/1/12 4:53 p.m.

But that is not Dave Hardy in row 2, column 3....

AngryCorvair wrote:
jrw1621 wrote:
Come to Florida, where you'll see the widest range of head sizes in the world! also, isn't that guido in row 3, column 3?
jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
3/1/12 5:05 p.m.
Per Schroeder wrote: But that is not Dave Hardy in row 2, column 3....
AngryCorvair wrote:
jrw1621 wrote:
Come to Florida, where you'll see the widest range of head sizes in the world! also, isn't that guido in row 3, column 3?

Row 2 Column 3 is the Spunk-tosser AKA: Lewd N. Lascivious.
A patron, Lincoln Doyle Sommerlad, 49, Holly Hill, seen masturbating near a stage on which two dancers performed, was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, investigators said.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo SuperDork
3/1/12 5:10 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
jrw1621 wrote:
Come to Florida, where you'll see the widest range of head sizes in the world! also, isn't that guido in row 3, column 3?

No. Its Jesus. Or Ted Nugent.

pete240z
pete240z SuperDork
3/1/12 5:17 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
jrw1621 wrote:
Come to Florida, where you'll see the widest range of head sizes in the world! also, isn't that guido in row 3, column 3?

Not Guido but the Guido looking guy is not mentioned in the article.

He is going to get linked to this whole mess.

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/1/12 6:15 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: Don't forget that it's also home to the beautiful people. (Shouldn't people charged with sex crimes be GOOD looking??) Margie

nope. those of us who are good looking do not need to pay for sex.

Will
Will Dork
3/1/12 6:25 p.m.
patgizz wrote:
Marjorie Suddard wrote: Don't forget that it's also home to the beautiful people. (Shouldn't people charged with sex crimes be GOOD looking??) Margie
nope. those of us who are good looking do not need to pay for sex.

Yeah, but those who are ugly as sin don't need to sell it, either.

Spitsix
Spitsix Reader
3/1/12 7:28 p.m.

iicr they where a small sponsor Robby Moroso's stockcar one year.

BARNCA
BARNCA HalfDork
3/1/12 8:13 p.m.

they have also appeared on tour type modifieds racing at new smyrna during speedweek.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
3/1/12 8:52 p.m.

Shoot. If a titty bar hasn't been raided at least twice this year, I ain't interested in goin.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
3/1/12 8:56 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Shoot. If a titty bar hasn't been raided at least twice this year, I ain't interested in goin.

and that's why I think poopshovel is the rats arse. (Aussie for "the E36 M3")

MG Bryan
MG Bryan Dork
3/1/12 8:59 p.m.
cwh wrote: My 15yo grand daughter ... lives ... in Homestead.

That was all you needed to say.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
3/1/12 9:16 p.m.

See? Y'all need to lay off Canada... maybe you can't show your gun, but it's perfectly legal to show your boobies up here

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/1/12 9:17 p.m.

In reply to BARNCA:

They used to be on almost every modified during Speedweeks. The Shark was my first experience with a titty bar. We went in '95 while we were down there testing for the Busch race. It was the saddest collection of women i'd ever seen. I'm sure our money would have been better spent at almost any homeless shelter. Thankfully we didn't stumble into the place Margie saw (who knew in her time off she's becoming the Zagats of boobie traps). Later that year they talked me into going into the Fuzzy Grape somewhere in Mass. The entertainting acts there were worth the price of admision.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan Dork
3/1/12 9:18 p.m.
Lesley wrote: See? Y'all need to lay off Canada... maybe you can't show your gun, but it's perfectly legal to show your boobies up here

Tease.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
3/1/12 9:19 p.m.
Wally wrote: The entertainting acts there were worth the price of admision.

cough splutter

pete240z
pete240z SuperDork
3/1/12 9:31 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Shoot. If a titty bar hasn't been raided at least twice this year, I ain't interested in goin.
and that's why I think poopshovel is the rats arse. (Aussie for "the E36 M3")

That is funny. Should be printed in the magazine but then again I can see if the owners pass.....this cracked me up.

T.J.
T.J. SuperDork
3/1/12 10:22 p.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair:

I thought that was Jesus. He was trying to save these lost souls who look like they've been on the meth too long and got caught up in the sting.

novaderrik
novaderrik SuperDork
3/1/12 10:31 p.m.

which one of those people is named "Sheniqua"?

Zomby woof
Zomby woof SuperDork
3/1/12 10:32 p.m.
Lesley wrote: See? Y'all need to lay off Canada... maybe you can't show your gun, but it's perfectly legal to show your boobies up here

By that she means that it's perfectly legal to walk down the street topless in Ontario. As for the strip joints, we have these girls from quebec...

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/1/12 11:04 p.m.
cwh wrote: "Isn't that what they're supposed to do? " A lot of cities in Florida prohibit full nudity anywhere alcohol is served. I know Tampa is like that, SoFla, no.

yes.. NJ is like that.. you cannot serve alcohol in the same establishment where topless is. Just means the places that are topless generally have a liqueur store right next store

integraguy
integraguy SuperDork
3/2/12 2:56 p.m.

Wow, if those were the folks arrested for "sex crimes", I'd hate to see some of the folks who were not arrested.

Do you suppose this is what/where Rick Scott had in mind when he launched that new campaign to lure more tourists to Florida?

Schmidlap
Schmidlap HalfDork
3/2/12 4:07 p.m.

"The raid was the culmination of a 16-month investigation for prostitution and drug sales...Among the people arrested was Crystal Leigh Matthews, 29, of Holly Hill, known by the stage name of "Storm." Matthews was charged with sale and delivery of cocaine after selling $40 worth of cocaine to undercover officers"

They investigate for 16 months and they nail her for selling $40 worth of cocaine? If they spent another year at it maybe they could have caught someone selling counterfeit handbags and really put a dent in crime.

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