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KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard Intern
6/1/17 12:26 p.m.

Having just graduated college, I'm going to be making my way into the big bad world pretty soon. And who better to accompany me than an absolutely minuscule kitten? Problem is, she's going to be 3 months old when I move and the apartment I'm moving in to doesn't allow pets under 6 months of age. Any tips on fudging her age? Leaving her isn't an option, just look at that little face.

etifosi
etifosi SuperDork
6/1/17 12:28 p.m.

Just keep an eye out for the next time fake id selling canoes invade the formum?

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard Intern
6/1/17 12:35 p.m.

Perfect plan, you're a genius.

mazdeuce
mazdeuce MegaDork
6/1/17 12:35 p.m.

Kittens that are abandoned at 1-2 days old and need to be bottle fed are often much smaller than their counterparts that have access to proper cat milk until 6-8 weeks. They will look several months younger than they are even though their development (ability to use a litter box and such) is about the same.
If it were me, I'd talk a lot about having to hand raise this kitten and how the vet said it should catch up by the time it's a year old.

java230
java230 SuperDork
6/1/17 12:36 p.m.

I lived in an apartment that didn't allow pets at all with my cat for a few years.... Never an issue. They fit in duffel bags for transport in and out of the building

Id just tell them you have a cat and pay the deposit. No need to have them inspect it or tell them how old it is IMO

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard Intern
6/1/17 12:43 p.m.

I agree that there's no need to inspect it, but they claim to verify the age with vet records. As it is, I just told them she's 6 months old and I hope they won't check.

etifosi
etifosi SuperDork
6/1/17 12:43 p.m.

In reply to KatieSuddard:

At first I thought so too, then realized I missed an opportunity to mention something about underage-Bob Costas.

bluej
bluej UltraDork
6/1/17 12:48 p.m.

In reply to etifosi:

Uhh. Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

classicJackets
classicJackets HalfDork
6/1/17 12:53 p.m.

Don't forget the kitten mittens to keep your neighbors happy!

mtn
mtn MegaDork
6/1/17 12:55 p.m.

This guy: https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/community/floatingdoc/ is a veterinarian. I think he's even in Florida.

Trade him a years subscription in order for him to write you up a record that the cat is 6 months old.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/1/17 1:02 p.m.

Pets are allowed but not under 6 months old? That's a bizarre rule.

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard Intern
6/1/17 1:06 p.m.

I think the rule is cause you usually can't get them fixed before 6 months

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
6/1/17 1:19 p.m.

How's your relationship with your vet? Maybe explain the situation to them and get them to fudge the ID? Agree it's a bizarre and troublesome rule. Leave kitty with a close friend for 3 months?

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
6/1/17 1:30 p.m.

Sounds like a rule for dogs, not cats.

Cats litter box train very young and don't chew everything they see. Being un-fixed is not an issue until they get older (spraying etc).

NEALSMO
NEALSMO UltraDork
6/1/17 1:32 p.m.

My family will be more than happy to house your kitten for 3 months. At the end of the 3 months we may, or may not, return her to you.

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard Intern
6/1/17 1:39 p.m.

Oh no, haha, she's not leaving my sight

APEowner
APEowner GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/1/17 1:51 p.m.

I once rented an apartment that allowed cats with an extra deposit. I was OK with that but they also needed to look at the cat. Furthermore they couldn't just come to the apartment to look at her, we had to bring her to the office. So, we had to stuff a very independent, 16lb cat into the carrier and carry her across the parking lot to the office so they could look through the mesh on the carrier and confirm who knows what. The woman who did the looking didn't know what she was looking for either. She just knew that was the rule.

WonkoTheSane
WonkoTheSane GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/1/17 3:31 p.m.
APEowner wrote: I once rented an apartment that allowed cats with an extra deposit. I was OK with that but they also needed to look at the cat. Furthermore they couldn't just come to the apartment to look at her, we had to bring her to the office. So, we had to stuff a very independent, 16lb cat into the carrier and carry her across the parking lot to the office so they could look through the mesh on the carrier and confirm who knows what. The woman who did the looking didn't know what she was looking for either. She just knew that was the rule.

"Eh, doesn't look like a rabid sewer rat to me. We'll allow it."

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/1/17 3:44 p.m.
etifosi wrote: In reply to KatieSuddard: At first I thought so too, then realized I missed an opportunity to mention something about underage-Bob Costas.

codrus
codrus GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/1/17 4:41 p.m.
WonkoTheSane wrote:
APEowner wrote: I once rented an apartment that allowed cats with an extra deposit. I was OK with that but they also needed to look at the cat. Furthermore they couldn't just come to the apartment to look at her, we had to bring her to the office. So, we had to stuff a very independent, 16lb cat into the carrier and carry her across the parking lot to the office so they could look through the mesh on the carrier and confirm who knows what. The woman who did the looking didn't know what she was looking for either. She just knew that was the rule.
"Eh, doesn't look like a rabid sewer rat to me. We'll allow it."

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xQ49jtlz_3I

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
6/1/17 4:44 p.m.

What are they going to do, cut her tail and count the rings.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
6/1/17 4:45 p.m.
KatieSuddard wrote: I agree that there's no need to inspect it, but they claim to verify the age with vet records. As it is, I just told them she's 6 months old and I hope they won't check.

I can sell you some fake vet records cheap. Also, you need a passport?

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
6/1/17 4:47 p.m.
KatieSuddard wrote: I think the rule is cause you usually can't get them fixed before 6 months

2lbs in florida, at least in lake county. We got a couple of field kittens for free from the sheriff last year, and they made us contract to fix, and hell, they even fixed em for free!

secretariata
secretariata GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/1/17 6:23 p.m.

Give them the name of a friend that has a 6 month old kitten, the friend's cat's name, and the friends vet info and tell the apartment folks that you just got the kitty from your friend and haven't gotten the vet records switched yet...

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/1/17 6:59 p.m.

Have you considered a tiny moustache so the kitten looks like a distinguished grown-up cat?

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