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stroker
stroker UberDork
5/9/21 4:35 p.m.

Okay, let's see your nomination for:

A. Best future Bond Villain actor 

B. Best future actor for the requisite henchman for your "A" nomination

 

I'm nominating Samuel L. Jackson as Villain and Jessica Chastain as the henchwoman.

 

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
5/9/21 5:12 p.m.

I'd dip into the cast of The Wire to cast the next Bond film...

Bond: Idris Elba

Villain: Lance Reddick

Henchman: Michael K Williams

Or...

Villain: Aidan Gillen

Henchman: Michael B Jordan

 

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/9/21 5:18 p.m.

Villian: Elon Musk

Henchmen: a Shiba Inu

 

Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UberDork
5/9/21 5:33 p.m.

Sam Jackson as a Bond villian has kind of been done with the Kingsman movie.  I liked him in that.

j_tso
j_tso Reader
5/9/21 5:46 p.m.

Pierce Brosnan said he'd be up for playing a Bond villain, I'd see that.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
5/9/21 6:25 p.m.

Elon musk. 

 

 

Wait no, he's a real life supervillain. 

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
5/9/21 6:41 p.m.

Villain: Howie Mandel. As an incredibly unfunny, germophobe.

yupididit
yupididit PowerDork
5/9/21 6:47 p.m.

Villain: Forest Whitaker

Henchmen A: Lakeith Stanfield

yupididit
yupididit PowerDork
5/9/21 6:48 p.m.

Villain: Leslie Jordan

Henchmen A: Seth Rogan

Apexcarver
Apexcarver UltimaDork
5/9/21 6:54 p.m.

Anthony Stewart Head

 

Henchman: Niel Patrick Harris

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/9/21 7:03 p.m.
yupididit said:

Villain: Forest Whitaker

Henchmen A: Lakeith Stanfield

berkeley yes, Forrest Whittaker.

I'd say Angela Bassett as a villain. She's got the weight to not have to say much, but you just know she will annihilate you if she desires.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/9/21 7:26 p.m.

I came here to say Elon Musk, and apparently I'm not alone :)

Meanwhile, Bezos can be Lex Luther. 

Apexcarver
Apexcarver UltimaDork
5/9/21 7:55 p.m.

Ok, my second idea gets campy fast, but I'm amused enough...

 

More of a silly 70s era bind movie type. 

Cast as themselves

Villain: Martha Stewart

Henchman: Snoop Dogg

 

Persons bond recruits to get an in to the organization: Tommy Chong and Willie Nelson

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
5/9/21 7:56 p.m.

The beard guy from Twitter.  His plan appears to be working already.

red_stapler
red_stapler SuperDork
5/9/21 8:14 p.m.
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) said:
Mndsm said:
Keith Tanner said:

Elon Musk

Guys, they already made A View To A Kill like 36 years ago. 

stroker
stroker UberDork
5/10/21 6:12 a.m.

In reply to Mr_Asa :

Never saw the Kingsman films.  Didn't know he was in them...

pinchvalve (Forum Supporter)
pinchvalve (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/10/21 7:10 a.m.

Von Koenigsegg as the evil mastermind...

Martyn Ford as the muscle.

 

yupididit
yupididit PowerDork
5/10/21 7:21 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Angela Bassett would be a great villain. 

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UltimaDork
5/10/21 8:51 a.m.
j_tso said:

Pierce Brosnan said he'd be up for playing a Bond villain, I'd see that.

That would go well with the fan theory that "James Bond" is simply a cover name assigned to whoever is 007 at the time. (Or have recent movies done something to address this? I could have missed it.) Having an ex-007 go rogue and either hatch a villainous plot or just hire out to any interested party as a security consultant offers all sorts of possibilities.

"At last we meet, Mr. Bond. What a pity that after you are dead, there will be nobody left who appreciates the genius of my plan." [Bang.] "But I've heard that one often enough to know when to shut up. Guards - do you have that unmarked grave ready?"

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/10/21 9:16 a.m.

Totally on board with Idris Elba being Bond.

Villain: Amy Adams.  She looks all Midwest-girl-next-door, but she has this "look" that makes her appear as though she is enjoying someone get chewed up in the blender.

Amy Adams | Golden Globes

Henchman: Gina Gershon

Gina Gershon: Bound | Bloody Marty | Flickr

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb HalfDork
5/10/21 12:23 p.m.

In reply to Apexcarver :

Niel Patrick Harris as the bad guy & Nathan Fillion as the non helpful Bond ally?!

Honsch
Honsch Reader
5/10/21 12:53 p.m.
Having an ex-007 go rogue and either hatch a villainous plot or just hire out to any interested party as a security consultant offers all sorts of possibilities.

That was the plot of GoldenEye.

Bond villans need a great name.
I can't think up a better one than the name of the Canuck's goalie: Thacher Demko.

j_tso
j_tso Reader
5/10/21 1:01 p.m.

In reply to MadScientistMatt :

The code name fan theory doesn't work when we've seen his parents' gravestone in Skyfall, or in the opening of View to a Kill where Roger Moore is at the grave of Teresa Bond, which is a callback from the Lazenby movie.

Trent
Trent PowerDork
5/10/21 1:10 p.m.

I don't know why but the first name that sprang to mind when I saw the thread title was Jim Jeffries. Just let him play the villain as himself. A foul mouthed Australian, telling a lot of jokes.

I am not a fan of the Bond universe, but I would watch that one.

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/10/21 1:14 p.m.

Bond villain:  Betty White

Henchman:  Noomi Rapace

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