Apparently, someone thinks I'm aging
"New Prostate Drug..."
hmm...
David S. Wallens wrote: Lately I have been getting toilet paper ads--not all the same brand, either.
well obviously...
"You've been using toilet paper wrong your entire life. Find out why..."
Appleseed wrote: Apparently Yahoo! thinks I need a bigger ding dong. "GROW UP TO 3 INCHES."
I growed over three inches once and the city sent a letter saying they'd start fining unless the lawn was cut.
(this was in hoodville, so you know it was bad. I found a sway bar when I mowed the lawn. Made a hellacious clang when the mower stalled on it)
egnorant wrote: How To Have A Million Dollars...And NEVER PAY TAXES!!!
Lifehack: How To Be A Millionaire and NEVER pay taxes!
(or)
He had a million dollars and never paid taxes - he said TWO SIMPLE WORDS and you won't believe what happens next!
(You need the proper buzzwords/buzzphrases to update 1970s comedy)
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