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alfadriver
alfadriver UltimaDork
7/22/15 6:57 p.m.

Apparently, someone thinks I'm aging

"New Prostate Drug..."

hmm...

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/22/15 7:06 p.m.

Apparently Yahoo! thinks I need a bigger ding dong. "GROW UP TO 3 INCHES."

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
7/22/15 7:16 p.m.

Lately I have been getting toilet paper ads--not all the same brand, either.

slowride
slowride HalfDork
7/22/15 7:41 p.m.

David S. Wallens posted a message on a forum, and what happened next will melt your heart...

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/22/15 8:29 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Lately I have been getting toilet paper ads--not all the same brand, either.

well obviously...

"You've been using toilet paper wrong your entire life. Find out why..."

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/22/15 9:31 p.m.

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Cant remember who posted this, but I first saw it on GRM

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess MegaDork
7/23/15 10:14 a.m.

This one simple trick will let you retire at 22.

G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man Dork
7/23/15 10:25 a.m.

'The 100 MPG carburetor that Obama doesn't want you to see'

nderwater
nderwater PowerDork
7/23/15 2:29 p.m.

egnorant
egnorant SuperDork
7/23/15 6:11 p.m.

How To Have A Million Dollars...And NEVER PAY TAXES!!!

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/23/15 8:09 p.m.

Is a Miata really the answer? Are all the best car deals in Atlanta? Click here to find out!

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/23/15 8:16 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Apparently Yahoo! thinks I need a bigger ding dong. "GROW UP TO 3 INCHES."

I growed over three inches once and the city sent a letter saying they'd start fining unless the lawn was cut.

(this was in hoodville, so you know it was bad. I found a sway bar when I mowed the lawn. Made a hellacious clang when the mower stalled on it)

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/23/15 8:19 p.m.
egnorant wrote: How To Have A Million Dollars...And NEVER PAY TAXES!!!

Lifehack: How To Be A Millionaire and NEVER pay taxes!

(or)

He had a million dollars and never paid taxes - he said TWO SIMPLE WORDS and you won't believe what happens next!

(You need the proper buzzwords/buzzphrases to update 1970s comedy)

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/23/15 8:29 p.m.

5.3L swap how-to from your miata back into your truck!

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