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Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

My wife and I had a cat in an apartmen without paying the pet deposit. When the leasing agent asked me about it I said we were cat sitting. 2 months later she asked me again, I said we were still cat sitting. 2 months later she asked me again, again I told her we were still car sitting. She remembered I had told her the same previously. My response was that the "friend" traveled a lot for and had gon on a trip to the middle east for "work" and we hadnt heard from him. 2 months later when she asked again I told her that his employer had sent over some gentlemen in dark suits and sunglasses to ask if we had heard from him but when they say it was me they left in a great hurry. When she aked where I knew him from I said we had done a few assignments together. Her eyes were as big as saucers. 3 years later when we moved she hadnt asked me again and we never paid a pet deposit. I found out later that whenever my wife went to the pool and was asked she said "I dont know where he knows the owner from and he told me not to ask".

Of course this was the blond agent that lived in the aprtment above us and left the water running resulting in watter coming out of out light switches. When I went and knocked on her door she answered as naked as the day god made her... Not a very pretty sight.

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