My wonderful wife went ahead and surprised me with a cool gift the other day. A genuine from the UK top gear hat. Amazon Link
It took forever to arrive(The package says shipping from Sweden?) and was just not in a great condition. The crown was quite beat up and not structured well with a few odd shaped dents that wouldn't come out. My wife cried when she saw it on me(she's super pregnant). She was so excited to buy me this hat and it showed up so ugly and beat. It also look horrible on. Gotta love her for trying. Working through the seller for a refund was a total pain in the ass and no refund was forthcoming. After a few days of back and forth I filed an A-to-Z guarantee claim and was refunded my money on an amazon gift card.
Anways.. Props to my wife for trying and for Amazon for covering an issue that wasn't really theirs... I'd be hesitant to buy from Amber Promotions again.
So I have $33 to spend on a hat from Amazon... Recommend me a car or cool stuff themed hat, flex fit or fitted. I'm 35 and don't need help looking like an old man, but don't wanna look like a bro neither.
I suggested this hat.. http://www.amazon.com/Humping-Reindeer-Sweater-Trucker-Black/dp/B009L3B2TK/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1407904336&sr=1-1&keywords=raindeer+humping
She declined.
Wish my wife would do something that cool for me. 
You need a new autocross hat.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003PTK2WE?cache=6a284264f586fe2f7837da955709f1e4&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1407908192&sr=8-2#ref=mp_s_a_1_2
"Super Pregnant"
Get her a hat marked thusly
Racer1ab wrote:
You need a new autocross hat.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003PTK2WE?cache=6a284264f586fe2f7837da955709f1e4&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1407908192&sr=8-2#ref=mp_s_a_1_2
I wholeheartedly agree on the Real Deal Brazil hat. I bought one of those after the "What paddock hat" thread based on Tom's advice. It really is a great berkeleying hat even though the company reeks of hipster berkeleytardedness.
Better link here:
http://realdealbrazil.com/detail.php?id=TRDH
I will suggest said hat to wife. I assume her answer will be no.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
but don't wanna look like a bro neither.

Or maybe not, I am not up on the slang these days, I just like the meme. 