Best Jolly Rancher flavor

In reply to kazoospec :

You'll get this out of spite. The spit inside will be free, however.

Grape is the only correct answer.

David S. Wallens said:

Watermelon.

And don't @ me. 

The best Jolly Rancher flavor is black raspberry Lifesavers.

Mazdax605 said:

Grape is the only correct answer.

There has never been grape-flavored anything that I can tolerate being in the same room with, except actual grapes grown on a vine.

Tyrkisk peber flavor!

RE; Jolly Ranchers - Lemon was the best. Peach is alright.

David S. Wallens said:

Watermelon.

And don't @ me. 

Cherry and anyone who thinks different is going to hell

MrSmokey said:

Jolly ranchers are one of those things that I can’t hardly stand to suck on but can’t really stop once I start

Really?  Nobody is going to run with this?

What, no love for peach?  Watermelon is definitely the best, but peach is a close second.

Green apple, clearly.

Can't remember the last time I actually had one, and I'm not sure it'll make it to the top of my list of things to eat any time soon.

But if I happen across one...

captdownshift said:

Watermelon, but after about 15-20 of them spend 60 days marinating in 195 proof grain alcohol. Consume in liquid form. 

That sounds thoroughly disgusting.

How the hell do you let that sit for two whole months?

Duke said:

MrSmokey said:

Jolly ranchers are one of those things that I can’t hardly stand to suck on but can’t really stop once I start

Really?  Nobody is going to run with this?

Too easy. 

If I had to consume a Jolly Rancher, it would be watermelon. Followed with several shots of Tequila.

David S. Wallens said:

Watermelon.

Agreed.

Through weird happenstance, I am currently enjoying a green apple jolly rancher. I think I stand by my selection, but also think it's not going to come up again for a while.

Lemon.  That's it.  Lemon.  All the others are crap.  

Edit:  Cherry are acceptable.

Our MAC tool man use to keep Jars of Jolly Ranchers and Atomic Fireballs in his trailer. I prefer the blue raspberry, also these are awesome to dissolve in a liter bottle of Absolut vodka

Red. 

In reply to noodle :

Atomic Fireballs are my weakness. /drool smiley

I'm dutifully giving watermelon a chance, but I think I'm sticking to my vote for green apple.

I don't think I need to try these blue ones... Windex?

Mndsm said:

Red. 

Red can be many flavors. You need to be more specific, so I can tell you why you are wrong. 

there is a good jolly rancher?

mad_machine said:

there is a good jolly rancher?

Lemon. The kind they don't make anymore.

Appleseed said:

Mndsm said:

Red. 

Red can be many flavors. You need to be more specific, so I can tell you why you are wrong. 

Red is red. Except when its cinnamon. Then its lies. 

Green apple and watermelon are good but cherry is best by far. 

Patrick said:

David S. Wallens said:

Watermelon.

And don't @ me. 

Cherry and anyone who thinks different is going to hell

 

I spend time in church listening to preaching.  Sometimes when the sermon starts I pop in a grape/cherry combo.   Awesome.  

T.J. said:

kazoospec said:

This being GRM, I'll answer your very specific question with "Sour Patch Kids".  

If you pay close attention some Sour Patch Kids are made in Mexico and some in Turkey. They do not taste the same and have very different textures. I agree they are better than Jolly Ranchers. 

So Kazoo Jr. brought home some Sour Patch Kids today.  We checked and they were from Mexico.  They were softer and less tart than what I assume are the "Turkish" variety.