poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/19/13 7:07 p.m.

My brother is in town. After a couple martinis and a Primanti Bros. style sammich at the local joint (obviously owned by a Stillers fan,) I mentioned something to the effect of "Why haven't we been to AMP yet?" We went there. Cool E36 M3 happened.

About to watch the Stillers whup up on the Foreskins.

But all those things pale in comparison to what we happened to witness all half-in-the-bag on the couch last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSEFk93cPOE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I've lamented many times about my hatred for female NFL commentators. Just let me have this ONE THING that's all stupid male bondo, estrogen free tard-dom goddamnit!

Enjoy your concussion, Pam, or Suzy, or Sally or whatever your crunty name is.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
8/19/13 7:28 p.m.

ROFL! I love the shot right after that, you can see her face is all mangled and swollen.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/19/13 7:28 p.m.

I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
8/19/13 8:55 p.m.

I heard about that hit, this morning. Thanks for reminding me, and sharing it. Damn, I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did, either.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
8/19/13 9:02 p.m.

LOLZ. In reply to the YouTube clip:

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/19/13 9:53 p.m.

I like that it's only a fourteen second video, so you can watch it over and over.

And over.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/19/13 9:54 p.m.

For those of you who are really busy, here's an eleven second clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evoh1l41aKQ

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Dork
8/19/13 9:56 p.m.

WHAM in slomo, Batman would be proud. Any Gifmasters onboard?

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
8/19/13 10:12 p.m.
TRoglodyte wrote: WHAM in slomo, Batman would be proud. Any Gifmasters onboard?

Done.

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
8/19/13 10:14 p.m.

At least the dude she was interviewing made a half-hearted attempt to block it.

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
8/20/13 6:19 a.m.
poopshovel wrote: About to watch the Stillers whup up on the Foreskins.

how'd that work out for ya ?

walter a redskin fan since the '50's

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
8/20/13 6:28 a.m.

Nice of the guy to give her a heads up.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
8/20/13 6:29 a.m.
poopshovel wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSEFk93cPOE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

LOL at the comments

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/20/13 8:17 a.m.
wbjones wrote:
poopshovel wrote: About to watch the Stillers whup up on the Foreskins.
how'd that work out for ya ? walter a redskin fan since the '50's

Ugh. Honestly better thaI I expected. Still got no OL, Ben's still throwin picks & assaultin' chicks, still gettin penalties left and right, and new for 2013: Now making horrible trades!

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
8/20/13 8:19 a.m.

I am a stillers fan. Really.

However, they suck.

Really.

Rob R.

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
8/20/13 8:23 a.m.

In reply to wvumtnbkr:

Could be worse... could be an Eagles fan...

(hangs head in perpetual shame...)

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/20/13 8:26 a.m.

Who the heck was the QB throwing at? Whoever threw that ball, sucks.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
8/20/13 9:05 a.m.

it's early yet

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
8/20/13 9:09 a.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNuvoJHtbM

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
8/20/13 10:30 a.m.
poopshovel wrote: Still got no OL, Ben's still throwin picks & assaultin' chicks, still gettin penalties left and right, and new for 2013: Now making horrible trades!

Couldnt have happened to a nicer team. Thanks for 'ol whats his name.

Sincerely,
Cincinnati

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/20/13 11:04 a.m.
Ian F wrote: In reply to wvumtnbkr: Could be worse... could be an Eagles fan... (hangs head in perpetual shame...)

My patent-pending predictolator has them winning their division and the #3 seed this season!

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
8/20/13 12:12 p.m.
Javelin wrote:
Ian F wrote: In reply to wvumtnbkr: Could be worse... could be an Eagles fan... (hangs head in perpetual shame...)
My patent-pending predictolator has them winning their division and the #3 seed this season!

orly? In that case, boy, do I have a great deal for you !!!

gamby
gamby UltimaDork
8/20/13 2:53 p.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:
TRoglodyte wrote: WHAM in slomo, Batman would be proud. Any Gifmasters onboard?
Done.

EEEEEEGHH!!! MY NOSE!!! /marshabrady

gamby
gamby UltimaDork
8/20/13 2:57 p.m.

there we are...

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