I worked with a woman who had fat rolls hanging off the back of her shoulders that looked like a second pair.
She also had fat rolls hanging off the front with a crease down the middle that looked like a second ass.
As this was my first "real job", I was pretty mortified upon meeting her. She was really nice though, and so was her husband who worked there too.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.Yes you can. Three is too many.
Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from terminator would be a trip ;)
Grtechguy wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from terminator would be a trip ;)Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.Yes you can. Three is too many.
Well then, sheep have 8 teats. The more the merrier!
Here's a nice looking pair of boobys.
Well, I figure this thread has to degenerate at some point...
3 pages until the triple breasted whore showed up? I can't decide whether I am proud or ashamed.
Boobs are awesome.
Curmudgeon wrote: Well, I figure this thread has to degenerate at some point...
Those things are adorable! (the blue-footed birdy, I mean)
Janel said she wanted to go to the Galapagos Islands to see blue footed boobies. I responded in a most predictable and immature way.
Grtechguy wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from Total Recall would be a trip ;)Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.Yes you can. Three is too many.
FTFY
Bigger it better, but there is such a thing as too big (but it takes quite a bit to get there). Proportion is most important, and naturalness too. I'd rather have a nice set of B's that are real, than D's that are fake.
Keith wrote: Janel said she wanted to go to the Galapagos Islands to see blue footed boobies. I responded in a most predictable and immature way.
Let me guess...
I saw a blue footed booby in Pensacola. At least I sure think that's what it was, but they are not supposed to be there. It had blue feet and looked just like one from my interneting. It came ashore and laid in the sand for an hour or so. It looked like it was broken because it wouldn't move or fly away even when approached. I thought it was sick or injured. I asked a coast guard dude who was probably just looking for tar balls if he knew what it was, but he didn't know the species for sure.
That was Sept 2011. Are there other pelagic birds with blue feet?
Joe Walsh summed it up best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8wC0OhAgY
While I was reading this Whole Lotta Rosie started playing on the satellite radio. I chuckled and had to share.
Wow, this thread hasn't been shut down yet?
I gave it a page and a half.
The smaller the better.... as long as there is something to play with. A or AA is perfect. B is fine. C is pushing it unless the proportions are right. I dated a girl in college who had big DD boobs. Here's how that went: Missionary position they would go in circles and "clap" in the middle which would make me laugh. With her on top they would swing in my face like some 3D horror film. Doggy style she said they rubbed on the sheets and hurt her nipples. Only way we could effectively have sex was if I spooned up behind her. It was a meaningful relationship.
I like small boobs. I'm proud of it.
Examples:
Grace Park
Zhang Ziyi
Keira Knightly
Jada Pinkett Smith
Gwen Stefani
Kate Hudson
Rachel McAdams
Morena Baccarin
In reply to curtis73:
I am with you although I would prefer B cups. Of course I prefer petite women (nothing against slightly larger ones but it just ain't my cup of tea).
In reply to 93EXCivic: Amen on the petite part.
My preference is a woman 5' tall, 90 lbs, and has a perfectly- shaped A or B cup max.
... but who am I kidding. I'm 38. I would say that the difference between "perfect" and "what I would take" has become pretty much the same thing
Huh. At age 53, I'll take 'still warm and can nod her head'.
Username: Curmudgeon
Age: 53
About me: Looking for love
Looking for: Someone with a pulse.
As somebody who almost married a chinese girl.. I prefer that bodytype.. so smaller is almost always better
what I like the most still hasn't been mentioned..........or shown either
"I like 'em big....BIG!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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