Man calls his ex gf and asks "once more for old times sake?". She agrees and later texts him to meet her in a nearby alley. That should have been a clue:
http://www.wlsam.com//Article.asp?id=2216674
Man calls his ex gf and asks "once more for old times sake?". She agrees and later texts him to meet her in a nearby alley. That should have been a clue:
http://www.wlsam.com//Article.asp?id=2216674
She could have just said, "No sex for you" instead of hitting him in the head with nunchucks! 
Sex in an alley after 1 a.m.? ... I'm just guessin' that was the beginning of a bad idea
fasted58 wrote: Sex in an alley after 1 a.m.? ... I'm just guessin' that was the beginning of a bad idea
What is it about 1AM that makes sex in an alley suddenly a bad idea? In a ninja-less world... it seems as good a place as any.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:fasted58 wrote: Sex in an alley after 1 a.m.? ... I'm just guessin' that was the beginning of a bad ideaWhat is it about 1AM that makes sex in an alley suddenly a bad idea? In a ninja-less world... it seems as good a place as any.
.... w/ a hooker 
fasted58 wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:.... w/ a hookerfasted58 wrote: Sex in an alley after 1 a.m.? ... I'm just guessin' that was the beginning of a bad ideaWhat is it about 1AM that makes sex in an alley suddenly a bad idea? In a ninja-less world... it seems as good a place as any.
Perhaps this is how he met his ex... 
and that's why i quit dating hookers.
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about stealthily hooking up in weird places. Color me disappointed.
AngryCorvair wrote: and that's why i quit dating hookers.
If it was a ninja hooker, how would you even locate it?
I don't know if the words, ninja, and hooker mix.
wait, I've seen that video....
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