Bunch of BS!!

If there was any merit to this article whatsoever, I'd be a total mack daddy.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/25/sex.for.stuff/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

I'd still be expecting a kid... woo hoo, more work for me!

In my oppinion, that busboy got a heck of a deal.

How would this fit into the Challenge budget?

Your HotOrNot score as a percentage multiplied by the regular cost of the part.

Osterkraut wrote: How would this fit into the Challenge budget?

I told you, just take my spare parts. I don't want any sexual favors from you. Please stop insisting that you need to pay.

And this is anything new?

GameboyRMH wrote: Your HotOrNot score as a percentage multiplied by the regular cost of the part.

I dunno, if seems to unfailry favor parts of the country/world where the women are uglier. You in the islands for example, get a much better index than some schmoe in Montana where the women look like dudes.

This seemed like a great idea but when I asked my wife if I could fix stuff for hot college girls in return for favors... she didn't really seem all that positive about it. We really don't think alike at all anymore.

(wonders how to work Bob Costas into this without total buzzkill)

(realizes it ain't possible)

Salanis wrote:

Osterkraut wrote: How would this fit into the Challenge budget?

I told you, just take my spare parts. I don't want any sexual favors from you. Please stop insisting that you need to pay.

I don't know what you're talking about. Your mother/sister/spouse(female)/girlfriend already cashed that check!

wreckerboy wrote: (wonders how to work Bob Costas into this without total buzzkill) (realizes it ain't possible)

You could offer Bob Costas sexual favors to be the announcer at the 2008 challenge.

Osterkraut wrote:

Salanis wrote:

Osterkraut wrote: How would this fit into the Challenge budget?

I told you, just take my spare parts. I don't want any sexual favors from you. Please stop insisting that you need to pay.

I don't know what you're talking about. Your mother/sister/spouse(female)/girlfriend already cashed that check!

Well, it's tough to keep those last two happy at the same time. Just don't tell them both about each other.

As Fariello puts it, "I don't get anybody in my office who says, 'My husband sits on the couch all day and eats bonbons, and I want to have sex with him all the time.'''

Damn, so thats been my problem all these years. (looks over shoulder to be sure his wife isnt looking)

What kind of bon-bons?

If any college girls need a tour of Connecticut...

So all I need to do is wait for women that really need to know what time the bus is coming

It has always been my contention that were the American Currency to fall out of popularity, Prostitutes would rule the world.

Mental wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: Your HotOrNot score as a percentage multiplied by the regular cost of the part.

I dunno, if seems to unfailry favor parts of the country/world where the women are uglier. You in the islands for example, get a much better index than some schmoe in Montana where the women look like dudes.

I don't know about much better....

You know, I'm nothing to look at, but when I was delivering televisions for a living, I had many come-ons. Trust me, being seen as a "provider" compensates for some serious ugly.

I usually find the best way to have women become interested in you is to already be attached to another woman.