drsmooth
drsmooth HalfDork
4/18/14 10:22 p.m.

This is probably the greatest news report I have ever seen!!

Topless woman who was "Horny" didn't get it her way at McDonalds..

She should have gone to Burger King!!

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
4/18/14 10:34 p.m.

Graveyard shift BONUS. Reporter shiny head?

drsmooth
drsmooth HalfDork
4/18/14 11:23 p.m.

In reply to TRoglodyte:

I wondered why the reporter went to the suspect's house after such a crime... In retrospect. I think, I know why he was doing such "In Depth reporting"!!

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
4/18/14 11:29 p.m.

bath salts ya think

Lancer007
Lancer007 Reader
4/18/14 11:51 p.m.

Oh Florida

drsmooth
drsmooth HalfDork
4/19/14 12:19 a.m.
fasted58 wrote: bath salts ya think

Possibly. But It could have been one of those "Nymphomaniacs" that all guys dream of; but never seem to appear in real life, only in adult films.

Kind of like a non adult film Unicorn.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/19/14 4:26 a.m.

I support topless rampages.

Josh
Josh SuperDork
4/19/14 4:40 a.m.
Woody wrote: I support topless rampages.

Good on you, Woody. If there's one thing topless rampages lack, it's support.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
4/19/14 6:43 a.m.
Josh wrote:
Woody wrote: I support topless rampages.
Good on you, Woody. If there's one thing topless rampages lack, it's support.

Funniest thing I've read all day! Okay, it's early. It's the first thing I've read today, but it's still funny!

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