Business name puns...

In reply to Beer Baron :

That's good.

Beer Baron said:

I am not only a distiller, but I also teach social dance. I've thought about combining these two into one business:

The Bourbon Ballroom
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

I really like that one...

For years a friend and I joked about opening a plus size lingerie shop called "Heaven Is Wide".

In reply to ae86andkp61 (Forum Supporter) :

Staten Island has an optical store named "I'll be seeing you"

In reply to No Time :

"Eye'll be seeing you" would be better.  

Sofa King 'Our prices are Sofa King good!'

Uncle David (Forum Supporter) said:

stroker said:

Real or imagined.  Go.

I'll start with my fictional Asian Restaurant.  "Wok on the Wild Side"

Edit: Forgot one.  "Big Dick's Seldom Inn"  That's a real bar in Missouri.

I've got the T-shirt. I've..um..not worn it in public since college. Mainly because it's neon yellow and green tie-dye. Yeah, that's why.

Kum & Go (gas station)

Go For It Gas (across from a college campus)

Beer Baron said:

I am not only a distiller, but I also teach social dance. I've thought about combining these two into one business:

The Bourbon Ballroom
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

Open this in a hip-ish downtown area and you would make bank.

I remember seeing pictures of a linoleum installer's van...I guess his name was Richie. The van said:

Lino Richie

"Hello...is it me you're looking floor?"

My friend and I keep tossing around the idea of running a hot dog cart.

Possible names include

The Wurst of Times

Dog Cart

Street Meat Wagon

The names only get worse than that. 

I am not inclined to vandalize signs generally, but this one is very, very tempting...  Have... to... resist... adding... RIN

Its not a pun, but a great tag line. 
 

This is an actual house of a prostitute (now closed) in Scagway Alaska circa 1898

OMG I need "Master of Negotiable Affection" on a T-shirt...

1SlowVW said:

My friend and I keep tossing around the idea of running a hot dog cart.

Possible names include

The Wurst of Times

Dog Cart

Street Meat Wagon

 

The names only get worse than that. 

Oh man I've thought about opening a sausage company. Endless, endless puns. 
 

chicken sausage: our wurst is the breast

have a sausage party- sausage fest. 
 

bored of wurst boerevors 

I mean.... that's like 1/10th of it

1kris06 said:

Kum & Go (gas station)

 

Go For It Gas (across from a college campus)

When I first drove past one of those gas station on Hwy 70 west I thought who the hell thought that was a good name for a gas station?? Then when I needed gas I stopped there for a fill up and went inside to pay......  what no Playboy, no Hustler, no monkey spank area???? That is a miss informing name don't ya think? I still laugh at that name when I see it. :0D

Guy down the street from my folks runs a commercial landscaping business. Nice guy. About 15 years ago all his crew were wearing shirts that said "we trim bush" 

Havent seen him in a couple years. I see his wife around town on occasion. She used to cut my hair.

Edit* just remembered something else. Same guy used to be part owner of a local tire shop. Their shirts said "we mount 'em"

I really need to go knock on their door and say hi. 

There's a semi local restaurant called We Love TO-FU

Cafe Ole, coffee shop in Wyoming

Stumble Inn, a bar in Montana

Towing companies seem to win at this:

Steele Rubber Products was well thought out. 

The Wurst Bar in Ypsilanti, MI.

There's a Best Little Hair House here, makes my mentally 13 year old self laugh.

Does my wife's business count?

Down the street (you can see it on Maps view https://www.google.com/maps/place/Doggie+Style/@47.6971124,-122.3174187,19.67z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x549013f9ba5ccb43:0xddb1f14a0226d310!8m2!3d47.6972586!4d-122.3174667)

Dog Day Spa called "Doggie Style"