My buddies and I have a standing bit about the Sunday morning Church of Vdub... Admittedly this is due to the fact that old Vdubs always nneed attention...
Count me in for the service as long as it involves a safe E85 approximation at Communion.
My buddies and I have a standing bit about the Sunday morning Church of Vdub... Admittedly this is due to the fact that old Vdubs always nneed attention...
Count me in for the service as long as it involves a safe E85 approximation at Communion.
In reply to Mr_Asa :
Yes, this was the first thing that popped into my head.
...pretty sure the IRS would not be supportive of the existence of a church whose primary stated reason for existence is tax evasion...
In reply to SVreX (Forum Supporter) :
I'm not so sure:
looks like it's not in existence anymore, though:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption#Dissolution
actually, that show's got a pretty good list of requirements... and you're probably not all that far off of it.
edited to fix facts and tone
Yep. Also, you don't need to state that it's reason for existence is tax exemption.
In reply to ProDarwin :
Agreed.
But Stampie came painfully close in his first post.
You and I are saying the same thing.
Gonna have to learn how to package and present it better...
SVreX (Forum Supporter) said:...pretty sure the IRS would not be supportive of the existence of a church whose primary stated reason for existence is tax evasion...
I've been here too long. I had to read this twice trying to figure out why "independent rear suspension" would care about my tax status.
PMRacing said:What happened to the Church of the Holy Cone?
Drag racers do not agree with their commandments and we prefer to celebrate with christmas trees
There's a Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster( may his noodly appendage touch us all R'amen) so I can't see why a car based religion can't exist too
I'm in. Time to change my aetheist ways right?
You need hats. Then you can wear them in your driver's license photo. But they should not be required.
In the beginning, there was Rod, and the Ford was with Rod. And Ford said to Rod, "let us build an assembly line." And Rod became fruitful and filled the earth with part numbers.
white_fly said:In the beginning, there was Rod, and the Ford was with Rod. And Ford said to Rod, "let us build an assembly line." And Rod became fruitful and filled the earth with part numbers.
I was waiting for the part where Rod gets thrown, creating a window into the sacred chambers of combustion....
In reply to Greg Smith (Forum Supporter) :
The great ruination came after Rod failed to bathe in the Sacred oil. Only then was there a great knocking which caused Rod to be cast out.
For the lord sacrificed his only son, Jesus chrysler. Borne to the 4 lift post by pontiac pilate, chrysler gave his internals for all our automotive sins.
There is some cross over from other religions.
2 Kings 9:20
And lo, the Driver did search and search for a new car for his fleet. For though his garage was full and his wife was angry his fleet was not yet complete. Great would be the workload of the Driver.
And he shall keep the mark of the Insurance, for without the mark, no man shall be permitted to drive or park. And great shall be the cost thereof.
PMRacing said:What happened to the Church of the Holy Cone?
Yea, we did this like 10 or so years ago? I bet it is lost to the forum changover etc. My shirt as reverend of the faith was lost due to stainedness and such.
Stampie, does this mean there will be a pilgrimage of all the followers to your house of worship every year on more or less the same date? Would that line up with the Challenge?
Thinkkker said:PMRacing said:What happened to the Church of the Holy Cone?
Yea, we did this like 10 or so years ago? I bet it is lost to the forum changover etc. My shirt as reverend of the faith was lost due to stainedness and such.
The stains of sin are something we all bear
jgrewe said:There is some cross over from other religions.
2 Kings 9:20
As an avid Bible reader, I have always wanted to get Jehu on my license plates
Vajingo said:Thinkkker said:PMRacing said:What happened to the Church of the Holy Cone?
Yea, we did this like 10 or so years ago? I bet it is lost to the forum changover etc. My shirt as reverend of the faith was lost due to stainedness and such.
The stains of sin are something we all bear
And the wife must live happy to allow for the worship to continue.
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