500 hours use? Do people go outside anymore?
http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1220767.html
GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use. The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages. He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months. The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe. A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks. The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned.
Maybe I should have retitled.. "French Canadian Tug of war.. Is neither tug.. Nor war"
