93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
8/30/13 7:06 a.m.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/502566/20130830/black-jesus-cannibal-cult-leader-steven-tari.htm

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UberDork
8/30/13 7:28 a.m.

Scratch New Guinea from travel plans

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
8/30/13 7:30 a.m.

wowsers...

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
8/30/13 7:33 a.m.
spitfirebill wrote: Scratch New Guinea from travel plans

The company I work for actually does business in PNG. It is interesting....

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/30/13 7:34 a.m.

I thought it was a band when I read the title

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
8/30/13 7:38 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I thought it was a band when I read the title

Cannibal Cult Leader Black Jesus would be a great band name.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/30/13 7:43 a.m.

Papua Old Guinea s looking pretty good right now...

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
8/30/13 8:14 a.m.

Somebody should send Hennessy Honda of Woodstock that soup they made.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/30/13 8:48 a.m.

I guess someone finally berkeleyed with the Jesus.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
8/30/13 8:54 a.m.

Sounds like a measured response to some pretty serious crimes. It would be nice to see more of that around here.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
8/30/13 9:22 a.m.

I was cool with it till they got to this part (not that I didn't expect it):

The article wrote: The practice of witchcraft is rife in Papua New Guinea. In April, two elderly women were tortured and beheaded for practicing sorcery, and in June another woman was publicly beheaded for being a witch.
Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
8/30/13 9:58 a.m.

Sounds berkelying batE36 M3 crazy.

Lynch mobs are bad, mmmkay.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/30/13 10:10 a.m.

You forgot to mention that he was also a rapist and a murderer (it's possible to be a cannibal and not a murderer.)

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
8/30/13 10:22 a.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH: Que? I'm not arguing, just not sure who your post is directed at.

bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
8/30/13 10:29 a.m.

Mmm...penis soup

Duke
Duke PowerDork
8/30/13 11:38 a.m.

The guy was in jail for rape and murder, then he escaped. He was at it again when he and his accoplice were caught in the act and got sliced-n-diced. Don't have a problem with that, lynch mob or no.

The 3 women, OTOH, were allegedly "practicing witchcraft", which is pretty much A) not a real thing, B) unprovable, and C) about as actually effective as any other voodoo.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/30/13 11:40 a.m.

In reply to Duke:

Don't go back in time and tell the puritans that......they'll "rinse" your sins out of you in the river from inside a metal cage.

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
8/30/13 12:52 p.m.

Lynch mobs - 1 in 4 deaths justified ain't bad, right?

Also, when I first read the title, I was like "gotta be Florida.."

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/30/13 12:55 p.m.
Matt B wrote: In reply to GameboyRMH: Que? I'm not arguing, just not sure who your post is directed at.

93EXCivic. I was just saying that he should be Cannibal Cult Leader Murdering Rapist Black Jesus

poopshovel
poopshovel MegaDork
8/30/13 12:56 p.m.

Calling dibs on "Cannibal Cult" for band name.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/30/13 1:07 p.m.

Already taken by a "Hip Hop / Death Metal" group:

http://www.reverbnation.com/cannibalcult

I was scarred by a dubstep/country mix before, I'm not gonna risk listening.

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
8/30/13 1:13 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Matt B wrote: In reply to GameboyRMH: Que? I'm not arguing, just not sure who your post is directed at.
93EXCivic. I was just saying that he should be Cannibal Cult Leader Murdering Rapist Black Jesus

Definitely has a better ring to it.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar SuperDork
8/30/13 1:35 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Calling dibs on "Cannibal Cult" for band name.

Since it was already taken, go with Cannibal Cult Leader, or CCL. Then do death metal covers of CCR songs.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette SuperDork
8/30/13 4:28 p.m.

cannibalism. human sacrifice and blood rituals,tom

logdog
logdog GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/30/13 4:30 p.m.
Matt B wrote: Sounds berkelying batE36 M3 crazy. Lynch mobs are bad, mmmkay.

Lynch Mob was a pretty good band.

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