Gimp wrote:Wally wrote:Literally like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
She'll have another piece of pie... She'll have another reuben rye She works hard at eating well, thats why I love her.....
She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs and when she holds me I can't breathe and thats why i love her...
Sad that I did that from memory.....
curtis73 wrote:Doc' sez its sum kinda fungis.
PERFECT!!!!!
Bill took "put it in the back door" too literally
ignorant wrote:Gimp wrote:She'll have another piece of pie... She'll have another reuben rye She works hard at eating well, thats why I love her..... She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs and when she holds me I can't breathe and thats why i love her... Sad that I did that from memory.....Wally wrote:Literally like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
go fat mike
they plump when you cook them....
She's like a human sleeping bag!
Thought i seen hair around the garage door
Karl La Follette wrote:
I was helping a guy work on his car when I first heard that joke. It still makes me laugh....
Hot dog on boner pillz, yo!
But, apparently, not in the Aloha State:
Hawaii says "stay away" to the Wienermobile by Scott Carmichael on Jul 24th 2009 at 11:30AM
Apple pie, Baseball and the Wienermobile - seriously, there is not much more American than the iconic Oscar Mayer hotdog on wheels.
People everywhere love seeing the Wienermobile, and contests are held yearly so people can get a chance to drive it themselves.
Unless of course you live in Hawaii. An archaic 1927 law bans all billboards on the Hawaiian islands, and a local organization claims the Wienermobile should be part of that ban. The group, Outdoor Circle, is pushing to keep the hotdog off the island forever.
The Wienermobile visited Hawaii for 3 weeks in July, and as far as Outdoor Circle is concerned, that is going to be its last visit.
According to the people behind the organization, "6 to 12 O'ahu residents complained". A 2006 law banning all vehicles with the sole purpose of advertising was also cited in the complaint.
The Honolulu mayor welcomed the Wienermobile to his city, and it was honored with an official "Oscar Mayer Wiener Day". The mayor is now looking into possible violations, but pointed out that no official complaints were received by them.
Sometimes you just wonder whether people are having such a hard time finding better things to do. Complaining about the Wienermobile violating a 1920's law just seems like a huge waste of time.
Weiners poking houses, weiners showing themselves on the beaches ...
What is the world coming to? Hotdogalypse?
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