What are the go to's these days?
Don't have a race suit, so I can't do the Stig.
What are the go to's these days?
Don't have a race suit, so I can't do the Stig.
Sheet with eye holes. The classics never get old. These days, it's probably ironic.
Um, baby driver? Hoodie, sunglasses, iPhone headphones, 4 coffees in a carrier.
Plus you get to carry around 4 beverages of your choice....
Empty cereal box with plastic knives stuck in it. Just carry it around
You're a "Cereal Killer"
-Rob
Just put on a nice suit and shave. Tell everyone you are "The Man" or a secret agent, or just "Employed". Whatever.
If you are single this is an unimaginative costume but an excellent way to pick up intoxicated middle aged women dressed up like whores.
Do the Wednesday Adams. Don't dress up and when someone asks what you are, "I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."
Put on a suit and hold a clipboard with a sheet of paper that says "Godot"
I have been Major Kong a few times (the Pilot from Dr Strangelove). A flight suit and a cowboy hat and boots are all that is needed. Just wave your hat over your head and yell Yee haw, woo hoo every now and then.
wae said:Put on a suit and hold a clipboard with a sheet of paper that says "Godot"
I had to google it. Surprisingly high-brow ;)
Get a large cardboard box and cut one hole for your head and two more for your arms. If you still have three minutes left, spray paint it gray.
Put it over your head. You are now part of Stonehenge. Bonus points if you can recruit some friends to do the same.
Cut extra holes in the sheet and go as Charlie Brown. Be sure to randomly say, "I got a rock."
Large yellow trash bag with head and arm holes, use tape to make " M&M". You'll be the one with the nuts.
rob_lewis said:Empty cereal box with plastic knives stuck in it. Just carry it around
You're a "Cereal Killer"
-Rob
I got a last-minute halloween party invite for tomorrow. Wife unit says I have to go.
I'm putting on a sweater and a pair of slacks, plus a liquor bottle with some pills in it.
I'm going as Bill Cosby.
A cardboard box and some spraypaint can make a pretty good Pac-Man
Black suit and sunglasses and you're an FBI agent. Two of you and it's the Blues Brothers.
i prefer costumes where my hands are free and my face is open. A few years ago I was Hugh Hefner (black slacks and a velvet smoking jacket) but the fake pipe and vintage magazine quickly got tiresome to carry around. Cool props but a PITA at a party.
Remove all clothes.
You are now a adult film star.
If you have a proliferation of hair and are male you can be even more specific, you can be Ron Jeremy.
Do you have one red shoe?
What, you don’t just keep a horse mask and gray suit jacket in your car for an instant Bojack horseman?
What, just me?
Got a box, wrapping paper, and a belt? 
Can't beat Crazy Pickle Arm.
You'll need to log in to post.
