The one I've been threatening to do for years: Sweat pants. Viagra. T-shirt that reads "This thing ain't gonna suck itself!"
But that's me.
The one I've been threatening to do for years: Sweat pants. Viagra. T-shirt that reads "This thing ain't gonna suck itself!"
But that's me.
or.. I spent a total of $15 on this costume, thrift stores are your friends.
And then I sewed this one up from tablecloths and some thrift store belts.
One broken umbrella
One outfit including shirt and tie
One cut coat hanger
One wrinkled piece of newspaper
A bit of tape
Flip umbrella inside out and carry over your shoulder. Cut coat hanger and insert into tie, then bend it back over your shoulder. Stick wrinkled newspaper to chest.
Bingo. Windblown man.
Wally wrote: In reply to Woody: Anything that restricts movement is a bad idea. In the 7th grade I went as a refrigerator. I cut some holes in a dryer box I found, painted it up nice and screwed a handle to the front. On the way home from school some high school kids grabbed my handle, whipped me to the ground and filled my box with eggs, shaving cream, and paint balls. I had no choice but to try and right my costume and wait until they got tired of throwing things.
Got talked into wrapping myself with gauze Mummy style once. Guess what? Beer makes you pee. Gauze makes it damn difficult to unzip your pants.
I really want to go as Buster from Arrested Development. All it will take is glasses, a hook (or giant hand), and weird facial expressions.
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