Ed Higginbotham
Ed Higginbotham Editorial Assistant
5/20/15 3:50 p.m.

Everyone welcome the newest addition to the GRM crew. We call him Mr. Intern but you can call him Chris. He's working on creating some cool videos right now to get our YouTube channel a fresh look.

yamaha
yamaha MegaDork
5/20/15 3:53 p.m.

In for the rookie hazing stories......

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/15 3:53 p.m.

Welcome Chris, enjoy your stay with the staff for how ever long it takes Tom's collarbone to heal.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/15 4:00 p.m.

In reply to yamaha:

string alignment time!

(to be followed by corner balancing, adjusting spring rates, then re-string aligning)

Ed Higginbotham
Ed Higginbotham Editorial Assistant
5/20/15 4:04 p.m.
yamaha wrote: In for the rookie hazing stories......

We've already put him through a windowless trip from Daytona Beach to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and back...

yamaha
yamaha MegaDork
5/20/15 4:12 p.m.

The summer intern at my jerb is just a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen....

mazdeuce
mazdeuce PowerDork
5/20/15 4:19 p.m.

Didn't they marry off an intern one time? Look around you Chris, who is the best snuggler? Choose wisely.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/15 4:51 p.m.

In reply to mazdeuce:

He doesn't get to choose, they got him into a panel van and took him far, far away. He's lucky he didn't get sold into the seedy underworld of the Amish sex trafficking rings that are rampant in that part of the world.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Dork
5/20/15 4:57 p.m.

There is a patio we'd like you to clean...

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 5:04 p.m.

Beware of "Burrito blowout" it can happen to anyone.

oh and welcome!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
5/20/15 5:14 p.m.

GRM has a youtube channel??

mazdeuce
mazdeuce PowerDork
5/20/15 5:20 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: GRM has a youtube channel??

So far it's just video of Chris sleeping in a van.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
5/20/15 6:18 p.m.

In reply to mazdeuce:

The rest of that film is on their redtube channel

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 6:34 p.m.

What kind of car does he drive?

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 6:51 p.m.

if he drove a car, he would not be riding in the back of windowless van

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 8:01 p.m.

Great, another kid in a windowless van video. Just what the internet needs.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 9:14 p.m.

Every GRM intern should be given a Maserati BiTurbo. His grade would be based solely upon the state of the car at the end of the semester. It wouldn't necessarily have to be running, but if he were, say, halfway through a Buick Nailhead swap, he'd get an A.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/20/15 9:29 p.m.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar UltraDork
5/20/15 10:50 p.m.
Ed Higginbotham wrote:
yamaha wrote: In for the rookie hazing stories......
We've already put him through a windowless trip from Daytona Beach to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and back...

They did let him out of the van at Carlisle. I saw him in the GRM/CM booth. He might have been shackled to it though.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/21/15 1:34 a.m.

Well he got his rape van ride out of the way. Someone should've slapped a Pedo-Bear sticker on him.

trucke
trucke HalfDork
5/21/15 7:43 a.m.

Welcome Chris!

Everyone piling on with harassment means you have been assimilated.

That trip could have been worse.

Ed Higginbotham
Ed Higginbotham Editorial Assistant
5/21/15 7:46 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: GRM has a youtube channel??

We do indeed.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
5/21/15 7:57 a.m.
trucke wrote: Welcome Chris! Everyone piling on with harassment means you have been assimilated. That trip could have been worse.

Once rode in a 7-seater minivan with a guy jammed into the little trunk behind the rearmost seats, because we couldn't fit everyone otherwise. I didn't know he was back there at first.

(and yes someone was already sitting on the floor between the 2 middle-row seats)

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard GRM+ Memberand Associate Editor
5/21/15 8:29 a.m.

And he drives a Miata, FWIW.

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard DaughterDork
5/21/15 8:30 a.m.

Don't worry, the intern hazing is just beginning

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