Raze
Raze Dork
12/2/10 1:11 p.m.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/politics/state/stories/120210dnmetchucknorris.28975bbc2.html

Ok so it's an honorary title, but still, pretty cool for a dude who has more bada$$ sayings than bar full of cowboys...

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
12/2/10 1:24 p.m.

I never thought much about Steven Seagal until I signed my kids up for Aikido classes, but he's a 7th dan in Aikido AND a reserve deputy chief of the Sheriff's office in Jefferson Parish, LA.

And I think he could take Chuck Norris.

oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
12/2/10 2:01 p.m.

Seagal could take Norris, but only if Chuck wanted it that way.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
12/2/10 2:09 p.m.

I've been watching the show quite a bit as its the only thing on during my lunch break. I gotta say, that is the cheesiest, most awesomest show EVAR.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
12/2/10 2:25 p.m.

i can only hope that Mr. T will now drive around in a van and fight crime.

TJ
TJ SuperDork
12/2/10 3:56 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Only if Dog the Bounty Hunter rides shotgun.

mattmacklind
mattmacklind SuperDork
12/2/10 8:08 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: I never thought much about Steven Seagal until I signed my kids up for Aikido classes, but he's a 7th dan in Aikido AND a reserve deputy chief of the Sheriff's office in Jefferson Parish, LA. And I think he could take Chuck Norris.

Seagal is truly legit, wierd macho personality aside which is odd for such a committed martial artist who studied in Japan, but it is what it is. Norris is legit, too, though. And humble.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/2/10 8:59 p.m.

I'm thinkin' Chuck might be able to wear him down... or fake with a twinkie and roundhouse kick it out of his mouth.

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/2/10 10:44 p.m.
mattmacklind wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote: I never thought much about Steven Seagal until I signed my kids up for Aikido classes, but he's a 7th dan in Aikido AND a reserve deputy chief of the Sheriff's office in Jefferson Parish, LA. And I think he could take Chuck Norris.
Seagal is truly legit, wierd macho personality aside which is odd for such a committed martial artist who studied in Japan, but it is what it is. Norris is legit, too, though. And humble.

Seriously, the dude(seagal) used to have an open door policy for challengers when he had a studio, dunno if he still teaches, but mad kudo's for that kind of confidence.

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