Coffee Talk: Ultradork Edition

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I had my first cup of coffee today at 3:30. Had to drop SWMBO off at the airport this morning.

mtn wrote: That's cute (waiting for curmedgeon, mndsm, iggy, etc to make fun of me)

I don't like coffee. Only thing I drink at starbucks is peppermint hot chololate

What is chololate?

I was in Alabama and my wife's grandfather told me The Piggly Wiggly was covered up. Covered up?

Datsun310Guy wrote: I was in Alabama and my wife's grandfather told me The Piggly Wiggly was covered up. Covered up?

cut the lights on.

oops it looks like I have a typo

RossD wrote: In reply to Grtechguy: It seems to me that we say both soda and pop. It's those crazy southerns that call all soda pop 'Coke' and then get annoyed when you don't ask them 'What kind of Coke do you want?' Then get even more annoyed when they respond with 'Mountain Dew' and you look at them like they are trying to troll you. TJ: I got a coffee maker last year with the grinder right in the grounds basket. It's sweet but if you have it on a timer and you don't know a coffee grinder is about to go off at 5:30am while you wearily try to pour the milk onto your cereal, you're in for a surprise and milk all over the place.

I had to deliver a lot more soda than I did coke to make money. Pop was the guy that made me deliver the soda.

My Pop calls it soda pop. Once when we were in vacation in Texas the waitress asked where we were from since he asked for a soda pop and he said "Iowa"; her rejoinder was "lots of potatoes, right?".

That's all.

Is this the new ignore thread?

A gun rack? I don't even own ah gun, let alone many guns to facilitate the need for ah rack. You're mental!

In reply to chandlerGTi:

I went to college in Idaho. It is funny and sad how many people say things like,"oh, you went to college in Idaho? I have an uncle from Des Moines."

I get a similar thing when I tell people I'm from West Virginia. They say,"oh, my grandmother used to live in Richmond."

My current new drink of choice is that Starbucks Cold Brew coffee, available at fine grocery stores everywhere. I'll take mine lightly sweet with cream poured over ice.

Mmmmm

In reply to T.J.: a Granfalloon.

Lemme just check my status real quick.

It appears that I'm barely a dork.

I've achieved several levels of dorkdom. Here and in real life'.

I like coffee, Starbucks barely qualifies as coffee... I'm still well off even half dork status

In reply to Esoteric Nixon:

Thanks for the new (to me) word. I don't think I'd ever come across that one, but it is a useful one.

I like coffee, but only if you replace the coffee with Mountain Dew.

what's a southern breakfast? a moon pie and a mountain dew

In reply to Datsun310Guy:

Um, no.

That would be bacon or sausage, with eggs, grits, and biscuits and gravy or syrup. About 10K calories worth. It needs to be served with OJ, cold milk, and hot coffee.

This post puts me a 11937.

Now I'm going to fix breakfast.

We need a damn leaderboard already.