poopshovel wrote:
DILYSI Dave wrote:
ReverendDexter wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Loving racing and absolutely berkeleying hating that band, I'd say go racing, then go to a pub, get piss drunk, and...
You can't have a plan that has steps after "get piss drunk". That's where plans end and awesome begins.
If poop didn't make plans after "get piss drunk" he'd never get up from the breakfast table. 
I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic."
To quote my attorney "You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning"
The answer is to race, party, race
pilotbraden wrote:
To quote my attorney "You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning"
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Great berkeleying book.
