A parking lot full of Teslas, almost all of them black, at a shopping mall. Weird. I snapped this photo before the authorities came. Any theories for this? Wrong answers welcome.
A parking lot full of Teslas, almost all of them black, at a shopping mall. Weird. I snapped this photo before the authorities came. Any theories for this? Wrong answers welcome.
Big contract purchase?
Maybe they are waiting for the helicopter attatchments to be installed.
Fleet vehicles for a rental company.
Overstock for dealerships.
Lost lease on a storage lot and are moving things around to different free parking spaces until someone yells at them.
Although they look like Teslas, they're actually Canadian Kias being held by the dealerships to make sales look worse.
They were all out of white ones.
Do they get credits for building them in 2023 ?
or a new Men in Black movie ?
They're actually Elon's new spy satellite network. They just look like black Teslas. That way no-one will suspect what he's doing.
They're black so you won't be able to see them with a telescope.
Once they're in orbit they will be able to control anything made by Tesla, forcing all the owners to only stop for food at fast food restaurants.
Eventually, the world will be full of fat, useless humans being rolled around to food stops in their Teslas (like in Wall-E) and Elon / Zorg will be able to control the planet.
Elon pushed the button. The war against the machines is starting.
Someone's 1 key stuck when putting in an order for a customer so instead of ordering 1, they accidentally ordered 11,111, and nobody noticed the error until it was too late.
Or someone won the lottery and really likes black Teslas.
It's for a gameshow. Contestant wins the car and is given the key and 2 minutes to find the right car and get into it and get buckled in and start it or he forfeits the car.
Any color you want, so long as its black.
Elon misunderstood the diversity training?
The mall bought them to look busy to try to convince stores to come back
Tesla has too many new cars and not enough customers.
The mall has too many parking spots and not enough customers..
Either algebra or physics can get the cars to the mall answer.
Maybe they want to charge them all at once and bring the electrical grid down?
A new order for EVO car share
All the cars are black with that logo - that let's everyone else know to avoid them in traffic.
Edit: Hit the road and everything else.
In reply to Rons :
Those things are always piloted by the worst drivers I've ever seen.
Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself said:They were all out of white ones.
How did that happen?? Collision device malfunctioned?
They were driving around in formation and the cold weather set in so they all settled into a safe nesting flock.
As soon as a cybertruck attacks they will all scatter.
In today's episode of "Smart, But Not a Businessman," Elon rediscovers the concept of the Sales Bank!
It's so the newly hired IRS agents so they can sneak up .....
MyMiatas said:Russian Warship, Go Berkeley Yourself said:They were all out of white ones.
How did that happen?? Collision device malfunctioned?
It's from a Netflix movie :)
All the black ones is weird.
remake of Condorman. These are the cars for the bad guys.
A cloaking device that renders something completely transparent means you can't see out. So the newest cloaking device the UN puts on their black helicopters makes them appear to be Teslas instead.
Every mall cops' wet dream... 20 years too late
What that picture doesn't show you is the front of the parking lot. There's a 50' high pedestal. The cars all put on their Sunday best and drove themselves there so they may hear Elon preach the good word unto thee.
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