Conspiracy Theories

edizzle89 said:

Mndsm said:

Knurled. said:

paranoid_android said:

My children just reminded me of a couple:

- Chuck-E-Cheese pizza “recycles” it’s pizza.  Employees collect uneaten pizza slices, return them to the kitchen, assemble them into a new pizza, and serve them again.

 

"Food recycler" was a girlfriend's sister's job description at a once-popular(ish) restaurant named after a crustacean.  She quit after her first shift.

I can disprove this one. I spent a few months working for charles entertainment cheese. Fact of the matter is, they pay us so bad, leftovers mean some of us get dinner that night. Also, I never reassembled a pizza, and I spent time in the kitchen. 

how much are they paying you to keep your mouth shut?

Trust me. The way they paid me, if you offered me a half a bag of chips and a flat coke, i'd dime em out if i knew anything. ABSOLUTELY horseE36 M3 to work for. I walked out, and I had a primo gig. 

In reply to wvumtnbkr :

"You can't machine motorcycle rotors, they're stainless and they will warp worse when you machine them because the surface stresses will be uneven"

I've turned over a dozen between myself and the guys in my vintage motorcycle club and none have become a pretzel yet.

This is stainless rotors from Kawasakis and Hondas as well as cast iron rotors from Ducatis and Moto Guzzis.

Pretty sure it's brake companies wanting to sell you new components instead of servicing the old ones.

In reply to ShawnG :

To be fair, stainless can be a real bastard to cut, since it gets gummy when heated.  If your bit is at all dull or you aren't taking deep enough cuts, you're going to have a bad time.

the EPA kills people

joey48442 said:

Fueled by Caffeine said:

Jade Helm

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15

 

The real photos taken by real patriots on rational wiki makes me laugh with delight

 

I legit can’t tell... is rational wiki a for real conspiracy site, or a satire site?

Satire / debunking site which also keeps info on fallacies etc...basically what it says on the tin.

Gonna necro this thing from boredom and curiosity. 
 

Here's an original using some stuff I've heard elsewhere. 
'Rona is real, but was made in a lab as a weapon to shut down gatherings and bankrupt the NFL because they wouldn't let mr. gates on the team in jr. high. Stay woke, people. 

In reply to barefootskater :

It was made in a lab by Red Stripe to make Corona beer go out of business, duh!

"Shelter in place" is so "they" can install 5G towers at schools to give radiation poisoning to children. 

barefootskater said:

Gonna necro this thing from boredom and curiosity. 
 

Here's an original using some stuff I've heard elsewhere. 
'Rona is real, but was made in a lab as a weapon to shut down gatherings and bankrupt the NFL because they wouldn't let mr. gates on the team in jr. high. Stay woke, people. 

"I'll allow it..."

For those who don't know: https://www.coasttocoastam.com/

My favorite conspiracy theory is that this is a political move cooked up by the Dems to ruin Trump, and it will disappear in November. 

Yes. Because every other country in the world cares so much about our election that they're willing to ruin and kill thousands of their own. Totally makes sense. 

Only one ounce of antisieze was ever produced. It just keeps spreading thinner and thinner.

The0retical (Forum Supporter) said:

Only one ounce of antisieze was ever produced. It just keeps spreading thinner and thinner.

It's like coolant in an engine.  It grows all by itself.

Ever get an engine totally 100% empty of coolant, and then you roll the engine stand over and it pukes half a quart of coolant on your shoe?  Yep.  Antisieze is the same way.

In reply to mtn (Forum Supporter) :

Nah man, you gotta go deeper. It wasn't the dems, it was the NWO. 
 
The only trouble is how many folks would have to be in on it and the complete lack of leaks/inside defectors. This stuff is fun but you can't take any of it too seriously. 

barefootskater said:

In reply to mtn (Forum Supporter) :

Nah man, you gotta go deeper. It wasn't the dems, it was the NWO. 
 
The only trouble is how many folks would have to be in on it and the complete lack of leaks/inside defectors. This stuff is fun but you can't take any of it too seriously. 

Man, those guys run everything!
 

Of course the conspiracy is that the true person in charge of the NWO is Virgil:

Think about it. Have you ever seen Virgil and George Soros together in the same room?  Of course not, because they are the same person! Case closed.
 

In reply to slefain :

Awesome

barefootskater said:

In reply to mtn (Forum Supporter) :

Nah man, you gotta go deeper. It wasn't the dems, it was the NWO. 
 
The only trouble is how many folks would have to be in on it and the complete lack of leaks/inside defectors. This stuff is fun but you can't take any of it too seriously. 

That's because the WHOLE WORLD is in on it!

It's an insidiously brilliant plan.  There can be no leaks if there is nobody to leak it to.

"Study it Out!"

MadScientistMatt said:

Here's one that sounds too insane, compared to some already debunked theories, but turned out to be real.

The CIA secretly bankrolled Jackson Pollock to undermine Communism. This was a propaganda campaign to produce art so incomprehensible that viewers would think it couldn't possibly be propaganda.

Meanwhile, the Soviets were churning out paintings like these:

The end goal was to convince the European art community that Communism was bad because it ruined artists' creative freedom.

(More coverage of this conspiracy here).

The Scorpions Wind of Change was written by the CIA

slefain said:

barefootskater said:

In reply to mtn (Forum Supporter) :

Nah man, you gotta go deeper. It wasn't the dems, it was the NWO. 
 
The only trouble is how many folks would have to be in on it and the complete lack of leaks/inside defectors. This stuff is fun but you can't take any of it too seriously. 

Man, those guys run everything!
 

Of course the conspiracy is that the true person in charge of the NWO is Virgil:

Think about it. Have you ever seen Virgil and George Soros together in the same room?  Of course not, because they are the same person! Case closed.
 

Shad Gaspard was investigating this and paid the price. 

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón) :

Too soon 

This was from my weird BIL, dated March 15. Some variant of the Qanan thing, but even weirder.

This morning at 4:30 a.m., Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was served a criminal indictment by the U.S. for corporate and financial crimes. Media owners were instructed to brainwash everyone that Trudeau and his wife have the Corona virus, and that they won't be leaving their house for a while.

Tom Hanks was arrested 48 hours ago for pedophilia and he is currently being kept in a hotel room in Australia, refusing to fly back to the USA. The next celebrity arrests will be Celine Dion, Madonna, Charles Barkley, and Kevin Spacey. All will claim Corona virus infections.

Italy's airports have been completely shut down, as over 80 Vatican and financial officials have been served the same criminal indictments for financial crime, pedophilia, child trafficking, and sex abuse.

United Arab Emirates have completed mass arrests of their own Royal Family and affiliates.

Convicted Hollywood rapist Harvey Weinstein agreed to a deal in exchange for his testimony against hundreds of Hollywood celebrities and their involvement in the drug business, pedophilia, and child trafficking. Instead of a 55-year sentence, he only received a 23-year sentence. In exchange he provided testimonies against some of the biggest and most powerful names, including Prince Andrew of the U.K., former president Bill Clinton, former Vice President Joe Biden, Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, Quentin Tarantino, Charlie Sheen, Bob Saget, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Steven Spielberg, Podesta, and hundreds more who all were directly involved with Jeffrey Epstein.

Jeffrey Epstein was similarly allowed to make a deal and have his suicide in prison faked in exchange for his testimony.

CEOs of some major world corporations have been indicted arrested, and some have been forced to resign — all in the last 30-60 days — such as the CEOs of the NBA, Harley Davidson, the Bill Gates Foundation, Intel, McDonald's, Ceasar Awards, and Disney; the Vatican Chief of Police; etc. Approximately 700-800 more resignations are coming in the next 3 months.

The lab-created Corona virus was a cover-up for the mass mandatory vaccination agenda. Now it has become the biggest covert U.S. Intelligence operation that the world has ever seen. This mass 158,000-arrests operation will remove and capture the biggest evil and corrupted politicians, celebrities, and CEOs.

President Trump will win the 2020 elections, and the arrests of former U.S. presidents will occur in early 2021.

Some top religious leaders will be arrested or forced to resign, and some will suddenly get "sick." The Vatican will be the first, and the Pope will be removed in 2020. Production of human extracted Adrenochrome will be revealed, and Hollywood and the Vatican will be exposed as being directly responsible for that.

Coming up there will be a 2-month complete shutdown of the world's most common operations, such as schools, the stock exchange, some banks, airports, shipping, travel, events, expos, sport games, sport championships, music award ceremonies, NBA/NHL/Baseball games, and ship cruises. (TEMPORARY)>> There will be food shortages and staged electricity power loss. Gas prices will go down, food costs will go up, insurance will go up, gold and silver stocks will fall, and many corporations will either go bankrupt or take a significant financial loss.

Welcome to the Great Awakening. What's about to happen this summer and fall will change the world's history

In reply to tuna55 (Forum Supporter) :

It completely baffles the E36 M3 out of me how people I thought were rational human beings swallow this E36 M3 without even questioning it. 
 

My personal opinion is that we are headed towards another dark age. The Qanon, Truthers and other conspiracy theorists are all heading down the anti-vaccine route. Give it enough time and all of these diseases are going to come back out and have a huge party. 
 

One thing that seems really strange to me is how the anti-vaccine thing started as a far left thing but now it's being embraced by the far right. I thought that the far left and far right were like matter and anti-matter. If they ever converge on the same idea the universe would collapse. 

Metal coat hangers eat wooden coat hangers and multiply. 

If only there were a way to make carbon fiber bike frames do the same.

In reply to tuna55 (Forum Supporter) :

That is gold. Just enough info to be plausible but way too crazy. Fantastic stuff. 

CAinCA said:

In reply to tuna55 (Forum Supporter) :

It completely baffles the E36 M3 out of me how people I thought were rational human beings swallow this E36 M3 without even questioning it. 
 

My personal opinion is that we are headed towards another dark age. The Qanon, Truthers and other conspiracy theorists are all heading down the anti-vaccine route. Give it enough time and all of these diseases are going to come back out and have a huge party. 
 

One thing that seems really strange to me is how the anti-vaccine thing started as a far left thing but now it's being embraced by the far right. I thought that the far left and far right were like matter and anti-matter. If they ever converge on the same idea the universe would collapse. 

The far far right and the far far left often share a lot of things, it's true.

Weirder yet, I can respect healthy skepticism, I don't understand why that skepticism doesn't get evently applied.

So, someone skeptical of 9/11 being planes flown into towers in NYC will so eagerly accept holograms of airplanes, speakers placed all around, explosives placed secretly months in advance, faked records of the planes, faked NORAD and FAA reactions, fake multiple videos from the scene, etc. The alternative to the reality takes fifteen times the leap of faith they are avoiding that life is scary, people are bad, and sometimes unexpected things happen.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category:Conspiracy_theories

enjoy...  you'll go down so many rabbit holes.. you won't know which way is up.