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cwh UberDork
6/19/12 11:16 a.m.

Nice Saab, but he needs money for books. Yes, yes he does. Don't think I would like to be his teacher. CL, SoFla.

"hey im selling my saab cheap beacuse it has the turbo bad and i dont have money to put in it rasons starting my school and i need 1200 doolars to buy books. th car has 250xxx miles but previews owner said he rebuilted the engine like 9 months ago.the car is stick shift 5 speed . clutch is in perfect condition.inteerior is in great conditions..if any questions please contact me at 786=712=8959 THANK YOU spanish and english TITLE IS REBUILT

N Sperlo PowerDork
6/19/12 11:18 a.m.

I hope he wasn't the one to rebuild it...

RossD UltraDork
6/19/12 11:20 a.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

No, he didn't, the 'previews owner' did it.

N Sperlo PowerDork
6/19/12 11:24 a.m.

...me...need...read...slooowerrrr..

Not that the Nimrod who wrote that helped any.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
6/19/12 11:25 a.m.

Studying footballs at Miami?

failboat Dork
6/19/12 11:32 a.m.

Holy E36 M3. There are Raisins starting his school.

914Driver MegaDork
6/19/12 11:33 a.m.

He's an out of work comedian trying to get your attention.

He did .....

Duke PowerDork
6/19/12 11:49 a.m.

Hey, it says Spanish and English at the bottom. I don't think I could write a CL ad in Spanish that sounds any better than that.

mtn PowerDork
6/19/12 12:20 p.m.

Duke wrote: Hey, it says Spanish and English at the bottom. I don't think I could write a CL ad in Spanish that sounds any better than that.

My thought as well. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is not a native English speaker.

yamaha Reader
6/19/12 12:28 p.m.

mtn wrote:
Duke wrote: Hey, it says Spanish and English at the bottom. I don't think I could write a CL ad in Spanish that sounds any better than that.
My thought as well. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he is not a native English speaker.

He isn't......

Then again, I know people who have lived here their whole life but are too imbred to be capable of talking as well as that is written.

Duke PowerDork
6/19/12 12:53 p.m.

yamaha wrote: Then again, I know people who have lived here their whole life but are too imbred to be capable of talking as well as that is written.

And those are the ones that it's OK to make fun of.

Anti-stance Dork
6/19/12 2:43 p.m.

failboat wrote: Holy E36 M3. There are Raisins starting his school.

Meh, the guy is most likely Hispanic and still learning to read and write English. What is scary is when the "hill folk" write ads like that. You can almost hear the banjo playing when you call them.